In which the Pig considers the positive and negative in everything.
List of fucking awesome things: ice cream, metal wedding invites (seriously, you guys, mazel tov for the marriage and for being fucking badass), DIARY OF ANNE TANK, swiping a crate of impossibly awesome 45s from the shop that prove that most of the people that go into the store, ROBOTS, finding that the parentals are totally not coming up this weekend to meet McLovin the Roommate, Thriller.
List of fucking UNAWESOME things: MY FUCKING ARCH. MODEL DUE ON WEDNESDAY!
Just saying, just saying. Oh fuck, the phone's ringi--