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[oilspill_angel]

Nn.. it's b-been a long time since I was in Rome.. It w-was nice remembering (they were s-some of the filthiest p-people in the world at the time!), but I'm g-glad the curse is over.. I r-really hated their clothes

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[so_very_greedy]

Pesty, you need to get somethin' through your head. People don't LIKE bein' sick. It's bad for 'em.

[oilspill_angel]

.. Pesty..?

Mm.. I know. But it's m-my job.

[so_very_greedy]

Your name is Pestilence, right?

So? What good does that do here?

[oilspill_angel]

Actually, o-officially it's Pollution. And I w-was Plague before that. I only p-picked up Pestilence after the old one r-retired...

W-well.. Lord Death would be unhappy if I d-didn't do my job.. Especially s-since War and Famine are d-doing such a good job with theirs.. And.. and it's what I am. If I s-stop.. then I don't h-have a reason to exist anymore..

[so_very_greedy]

So what do you prefer? Pollution, Pestilence? Pesty-chan? Polly-chan?

You can't just make your own reason? Go on vacations? What good is Famine doing here, anyway? Everybody stays well-fed. War? We have minor scuffles, but very few major clashes. If ya' ask me, they're all slackin'.

[oilspill_angel]

.. I p-prefer White. Though War c-calls me Chalky.

No. I'm n-not a person. None of us are. We only exist f-for our names, and we s-stop when we're not needed. And.. and Famine and War are doing r-really good jobs! It's n-not their fault that this city is s-so stupid! I.. they.. they w-won't stop existing for a l-long time..

[so_very_greedy]

White, then.

Aren't you just supposed to do your job in YOUR world? You don't have any other purpose?