Finally -- the truth

[ohwell98]

Oliver Stone has apparently made a 9/11 movie. The movie seeks to definitively prove that 9/11 was a conspiracy between the CIA, the FBI, Saudi Arabia, Israel, Russia, China, the U.N., Lyndon Johnson, Richard Nixon and the British monarchy.

Okay, so I made everything after the first sentence up. But admit it,  you were thinking the same thing.