*WAS WALKING THROUGH THE HALLS BETWEEN CLASSES WHEN HE CHECKED HIS VOICEMAIL AND FOUND A MESSAGE FROM HIS DAD THAT HE'D BE COMING BACK HOME IN A FEW DAYS*
*PROMPTLY GOES TO THE LOCKER ROOM TO FIND WHAT HE STASHED THERE YEARS AGO:
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*AAAAAAAAAAAND IS NOW OUT BEHIND THE BLEACHERS LIKE THIS
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FML.