I CAN'T.

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*WILL BE HIDING IN HIS CAR IN THE PARKING LOT, FREAKING OUT A BIT*


*BUT BEFORE HE WENT FLEEING TO HIS CAR, HE LEFT A NOTE WITH THE FOLLOWING INFO IN SAM'S LOCKER:*

HEY! FILL OUT THIS INFORMATION AND RETURN THIS NOTE TO LOCKER 315.
DON'T ASK QUESTIONS. JUST FILL IT OUT.

FULL NAME:
ALIASES:
WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES?:
WHAT'S YOUR GPA?: 
FAMILY'S NAMES: 
HOW MANY PLACES HAVE YOU LIVED?:
ARE YOU A VIRGIN?:
IF NOT, HAVE YOU EVER HAD A STD?:
WHAT IS YOUR FIVE YEAR PLAN?:
HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE DOCTOR IN THE PAST YEAR?:
IF YES, WHY?:
WHAT ARE YOUR CAREER GOALS?:
IF YOU WERE AN ANIMAL, WHAT ANIMAL WOULD YOU BE?:
MIKE ASKS SUZY ON A DATE JUST BECAUSE HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH HER, MIKE IS _____.
A) AWESOME
B) A DOUCHE
C) A DOUCHE WHO'LL GET HIS ASS KICKED
D) HOW I WOULD DESCRIBE MY OWN PAST ACTIONS (AKA I'M A DOUCHE)
DO YOU LIKE RAINBOWS?

*BRB TRAUMATIZED FOREVER*