I'm still rollin...
Today was like by far the best first day of work ever. You know you usually go into a new play all nervious and tryin not to emberass yourself.
Well I walk in and the first guy I meet is Matt... hes so cool... he reminded me so much of Mr. Parker... and there was this really hott chick that he told me I was gonna be married too today as Mr. and Mrs. Jones for the demonstrations.
This places #1 Rule... its to have fun! And they do that lol.
First demontstration... he asked us all what our favorite drinks were and wether we would drink them after they went through a vacum's filter and half the people in the group decided their fav drinks were budlight and jack daniels... and no one in there was legally old enoguh to drink so it was interesting to start. Then the old guy that owns the place was like thats ok... when I die I plan to fall off my boat and hit my head after drinkin to much lol.
Then we were going over all the tools and he pulled out a "new" tool that was a long black pipe and he was like this is the such and such tool forgot the technical name but he was like this is also known in the ghetto as the "whos your daddy?" tool.
Just after that I got married again for the second time lol.
Later... after lunch... some how we decided that the rainbow would make a good bong??? IDK lol
Then Matt decided to talk about his gf and what they do when their drunk... and he was like she complains cuz its not a 10... i tell her to shut the fuck up cuz she'll get 10... just 2 at a time lol.
I guess he also says he knows a playboy model and shes gonna take us there on a company vacation.... should be fun lol.
hmm... what else happened... the hott chick i got married too... she left at lunch and never came back so i guess i've already had my first divorce too.
i gotta go back bright and early tomorrow... should be just as fun lol.
This is a good update for now tho cuz i just did my taxes and i dont feel good so im gonna cut it short and go to bed. peace out ppls.
Well I walk in and the first guy I meet is Matt... hes so cool... he reminded me so much of Mr. Parker... and there was this really hott chick that he told me I was gonna be married too today as Mr. and Mrs. Jones for the demonstrations.
This places #1 Rule... its to have fun! And they do that lol.
First demontstration... he asked us all what our favorite drinks were and wether we would drink them after they went through a vacum's filter and half the people in the group decided their fav drinks were budlight and jack daniels... and no one in there was legally old enoguh to drink so it was interesting to start. Then the old guy that owns the place was like thats ok... when I die I plan to fall off my boat and hit my head after drinkin to much lol.
Then we were going over all the tools and he pulled out a "new" tool that was a long black pipe and he was like this is the such and such tool forgot the technical name but he was like this is also known in the ghetto as the "whos your daddy?" tool.
Just after that I got married again for the second time lol.
Later... after lunch... some how we decided that the rainbow would make a good bong??? IDK lol
Then Matt decided to talk about his gf and what they do when their drunk... and he was like she complains cuz its not a 10... i tell her to shut the fuck up cuz she'll get 10... just 2 at a time lol.
I guess he also says he knows a playboy model and shes gonna take us there on a company vacation.... should be fun lol.
hmm... what else happened... the hott chick i got married too... she left at lunch and never came back so i guess i've already had my first divorce too.
i gotta go back bright and early tomorrow... should be just as fun lol.
This is a good update for now tho cuz i just did my taxes and i dont feel good so im gonna cut it short and go to bed. peace out ppls.