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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I helped 5583 see the light (8 points). Last Friday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In November I turned keiyou in for eating carbs (3 points). In January I bought porn for bigdumbrocket_ (-10 points). In October I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
ohsquishy