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[ohsosiriusly]

I must apologize, Miss Chase, for my inappropriate behavior last night. It is only of recently that I realize that the error of my ways: rather than seek the company of women for lust-filled goals and the weakness of my male self, I should remember to capitalize on their warmth, personality, and the delicacy of their feelings.

Women are to be treasured.

Also, I think it is about time I forego all manner of pranking. Such juvenile behavior is not becoming of a Black.