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I don't understand the point of SPAM e-mail. Everytime I check my e-mail, it's another message promising to increase my penis size and/or send me a russian bride. (Personally, I'd think it might be best to do a packaged deal: NOT ONLY CAN YOU INCREASE YOUR SIZE BY 3 INCHES, YOU GET OLGA TOO!) ... (I'd buy it.)
(Maybe.)
Why don't they give us useful spam? Maybe something with an eyecatching headline of: "REAL LIFE PICTURES OF DRAGONS" might actually make me open the message. Or things that are practical in real life, like an advertisement for a bed made of koosh balls. Besides, this spam mail insults me. What if my penis needs no enlarging?!
Prongs, Moony, Wormtail, it doesn't, does it? I'm pretty sure I'm the biggest one out of all of us.
... I mean, I most definitely am. Most definitely. I can destroy mountains with this thing.
(Maybe.)
Why don't they give us useful spam? Maybe something with an eyecatching headline of: "REAL LIFE PICTURES OF DRAGONS" might actually make me open the message. Or things that are practical in real life, like an advertisement for a bed made of koosh balls. Besides, this spam mail insults me. What if my penis needs no enlarging?!
Prongs, Moony, Wormtail, it doesn't, does it? I'm pretty sure I'm the biggest one out of all of us.
... I mean, I most definitely am. Most definitely. I can destroy mountains with this thing.