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Now, remember kids: there's only one way to vote on this superlative nonsense, and that is EVERYTHING WITH SIRIUS BLACK ON THE BALLOT, VOTE FOR THAT. For sure you know him: that develishly handsome bloke strutting his way down the hall on his way to class, or maybe that gentleman with the accent pouring some beautiful girl some tea at Host Club. Or even the amazing genius raising his hand during class, no doubt contributing to society through way of his wit, his inevitable brilliance! He is the type of man who will cure the common cold.
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT VOTE FOR JAMES POTTER. HE TOUCHES LITTLE GIRLS AT NIGHT.
Not only that, but Sirius Black is personally endorsed by Professor Matsumori, who holds him in the highest esteem and spends her days languishing without his touch. Fear not, Professor, for I, the Valiant Sirius of the House of Black will save your loveless heart from the treacherous, metaphorical dragon we call loneliness! And I've even got an attack-dog for that (Remus, you'll help, won't you? It'd be bloody wrong of you not to, after all.)
I'll even kiss babies. Or if you're a girl, I'll bestow your pretty little lips cheek with a snog peck! Baru, you won't mind, will you? No, you won't.
Remember, vote for the Black candidate
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT VOTE FOR JAMES POTTER. HE TOUCHES LITTLE GIRLS AT NIGHT.
Not only that, but Sirius Black is personally endorsed by Professor Matsumori, who holds him in the highest esteem and spends her days languishing without his touch. Fear not, Professor, for I, the Valiant Sirius of the House of Black will save your loveless heart from the treacherous, metaphorical dragon we call loneliness! And I've even got an attack-dog for that (Remus, you'll help, won't you? It'd be bloody wrong of you not to, after all.)
I'll even kiss babies. Or if you're a girl, I'll bestow your pretty little lips cheek with a snog peck! Baru, you won't mind, will you? No, you won't.
Remember, vote for the Black candidate