bored b/c ppl lie.
001. What is your name? Ashley
002. Spell your name backwards: yelhsa
003. Date of birth: 2/14/85
004. Male or female? female
005. Astrological sign: aquarius
006. Nicknames: Ash..thats as good as it gets lol
007. Occupation? oh nothing fer this lazy ass lol
008. Height: 5'5
009. Weight: oh dear...
010. Hair color: blond n brown..soon to be dyed!
011. Eye color: blah brown
012. Where were you born? detroit
013. Where do you reside now? good ol chestertucky
014. Age: the big old 18
015. Screen names: xxashleyxx03214
016. E-mail addy: bigbadash214@hotmail.com hahah dont ask
017. What does your screen name stand for? well actually i needed an email real quick n anthony cantalupo i believe it was told me to make it that lol n 214 is my bday!
018. What is your LJ name? ohsosexyash
019. What does your LJ stand for? ummm actually i have to give doug credit fer makin that name up fer me
020. Pets: my dieing doggy :((((
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? 18
022. Piercings? oh yes...can i name them plz? lol my ears 3 times, my cartilage, my belly button, my nipple, n my recently pierced tongue!! :)
023. Tattoo's? yeppppp a big ol one on my lower back
024. Shoe size: 8
025. Righty or lefty? rightyyyyy
026. Wearing: an american eagle sweat shirt n some nice sweat pants
027. Hearing: my mom screaming at my gay brother to get in the house and im listening to staind- fade too
028. Feeling: very very bored n in pain
029. Eating/drinking: just ate rice krispies! that i also happened to spill all over my pants
~Friends Stuff~
Which one of your friends is the.
030. Craziest? umm me n marisa!
031. Loudest? ummm n natalie
032. Nicest? alexis n monica
033. Bitchiest? me n sheena
034. Life of the party? well prolly me sometimes lol
035. Jock? uhh none of em?
036. Prep? monica n natalie?
037. Rebel? meeeeeeeeeeee n sheena!
038. Cutest? hmm mike n tony!
039. Best friend of the same sex? miss sheena slone
040. Best friend of the opposite sex? mike tony n ricky
041. Most popular? oh all of em are of course! god...how lame...
042. Rudest? marisa haha
043. Most shy? ricky
044. Dumbest? natalie lol
045. Smartest? umm none of em!
046. Weirdest? oh monica fer sure lol im just playin girl! i love u!
047. Has the best hair? diana
048. Best personality? ummm i dunno..all of em i guess
049. Most talented? i dont knowwwwwww
050. Most ghetto? oh me of course lol haha no mike n tony lol lmao oh n cant ferget marisa n andrea too lol
051. Most spoiled? sheena
052. Drama queen? god unfortunately like everyone is
053. Pain in the ass? sheena sometimes
054. Funniest? tony!
055. Best advice giver? umm no one..i take my own advice
056. Druggie? oh meeeeee lol
057. Most likely to join a colt? uhhhh no one i hope?
058. Have you lost touch with a good friend recently? yep...
059. Person you've been friends with the longest? lauren
060. How many friends do you have on your buddy list? 183
~Guys/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
061. Have you ever been in love? uh huh
062. How many people have you told "I love you"? well actually meaning it id have to say 2..
063. How many people have you been in love with? 2..maybe 3
064. How many people have you kissed? god...prolly seriously over like a million...since mike n tony think that i kiss every guy that i ever come in contact w/ lol
065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? haha yes many many a times..first kiss w/ a tongue ring was a/ a girl lol
066. How many people have you dated? umm i dunno....
067. What do you look for in a boy? i love the goofy funny ones...those r the ones that i ALWAYS fall for...
068. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? hair n eyes
069. What type of boy do you usually go for? the goofball
070. Do you have a bf/gf? nooope
071. If so where did you meet them? ....
072. What do you like most about your bf/gf? okay enough! lol
073. Do you have a crush right now? yeppppp
074. If so who is it? shhhh cant tell!
075. Do you believe in love at first sight? nope
076. Do you remember your first love? yes......kevin!!
077. Who is the first person you kissed? omg i dont even remember...how sad is that..
078. Do you believe in fate? somewhat
079. Do you believe in soul mates? oh fer sure
080. If so do you believe you'll ever find yours? i was hoping that i already had...
~Family Stuff~
104. How many siblings do you have? 1...the lil tattle tail mother fucker jimmy......uhhhhhh
105. What are your parents names? jim and ruth
106. What are your siblings names? jimmy
107. How many siblings does your mother have? umm like 5
108. How many siblings does your father have? none..maybe that explains y he's such a lil bitch
109. Where are your parents from? hereeee
110. Is your family close? umm i dunno....not w/ me really..
111. Does your family get together for holidays? yeah
112. Do you have a drunk uncle? haha not that i know of...i do have a drug addict cousin who's in jail tho lol
113. Any medical problems run through your family? diabetes..my mom has somethin too n so does my dad...not lookin too good fer my future now is it!? lol
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? lol no i dont think so!
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? nope n i wont til im like 90 lol
116. Are your parents divorced? nope..should be tho!
117. Do you have step parents? nope
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? yes..me...n then theres natalie who's in jail fer drugs n shit.
119. If so for what? b/c they hate me.
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? yeah england
~Music Stuff~
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? OLP - life and mest - fucked up kid and linkin park - breakin the habit
122. What's the most embarrasing cd you own? prolly the disney hits lol
123. What's the best cd you own? 50 cent fo sho!
124. What song do you absolutely hate? jeez..i dunno..
125. Do you sing in the shower? haha if im takin my time i do
126. What song reminds you of that special someone? saliva - rest in pieces
~Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs!~
127. Pink: mama plz stop cryin..i cant stand the sound..ur pain is painful n i cant stand the sound.....u fite about money...about me n my brother..n this i come home to, this is my shelter...
128. Aerosmith: oh fuck him dude lol
129. Madonna: like a virginnnnnnn touched fer the very first time!! haha "oh i am i swear" lmao
130. Korn: uhh dont know..
131. Backstreet Boys: always hated em
132. The Beatles: we all live in a yellow submarine!!
133. Sublime: a cigarette pressed between her lips..but im starin at her tits, its the wrong waaaay! haha...memories!
134. J.Lo: suuuuuuuucks
135. *Nsync: ill be ur strength,,ill give u hope, keepin ur faith when its gone...the one u should call..standing here all alone.......and i will taaaaaaaaake...u in my aaaaaaaarms...and hold u rite where u belong....til the day my life is thru this i promise u.......(bunch a bullshit huh)
136. Limp Bizkit: its just one of those days when u dont wanna wake up! everyhting is fucked n everybody sucks...
137. Britney Spears: i love rock n roll! put another dime in the juke box baby!!
138. Creed: i dunno..
139. Enrique Iglesias: nope nope nope
140. Good Charlotte: one day i woke up, i woke up knowing, today is the day that i day....i called my mother, told her i loved her n i begged her not to cry..i wrote a letter said id miss her n i signed that goodbye..u know the happiest day of my life..is the day that i die........our conversatsion we talked of old friends and all the things that we did, summer nites, drunken fites, mistakes we made, did we live it rite...
141. Christina Aguilera: it makes me that much stronger, makes me work a lil bit harder...
142. Eminem: these ideas are nitemares fer white parents who worst fear is a chld w/ dyed hair n who likes earrings like w/e they say has no bearing, its so scary in a house that allows no swearing, to see him walkin around w/ his headphones blarin, alone in his own zone, cold n he dont care, he's a problem child, n what bothers him all comes out when he talks about his fuckin dad walkin out n he hates him so bad that be blocks him out n if he ever saw him again he'd prolly knock him out, his thoughts r wack, he's mad so he's talkin back, talkin black, brain washed from rock n rap, he sags his pants ,a doo rag n a stockin cap, his stepfather hit em so he socked him back n broke his nose, his house is a broken home, theres no control, he just lets his emotions go........
ohhhhhh n fer sure cant ferget "WE JUST MET N I JUST FUCKED U" haha marisa
143. New Found Glory: and it feeeeeels likeeeee im at an all time low..slightly bruised n broken from our head on collision..ive never seen this side of u...
144.Kelly Clarkston: a moment like thissssss
145.Kelly Osbourne: i have noooo idea
146.Mandy Moore: remember me...feels liek forever..since the day when we were friends..dont understand..all these changes..im still the same, no need to pretend..cuz when i try to talk to u..i feel like im not getting thru to u..where did we go wrong..its hard to be strong..when i taaalk to u..
147.Eve: now ima do this thing like it aint done b4! never leave the game stranded had to give more...hahah memories at claytons!! lol lmao...
148.Aaliyah: rock the boat
149.Nelly: ohhh so many..so here we go...
hey ma how yah doin its ur son now, n i picked up the mic n put the drugs down, now im tryin to do some things thatll make u proud instead of everytime its to call to bail me, oh y didnt i listen to the things u used to tell me knowin that everything that u said would never fail me like they got plans fer yah, aint nothin i can do when they laws get they hands on yahbut i aint listenin, even payin attention.....but what do i do? i wreck both yah cars, STOLE MONEY FROM YAH DRAWERS,sold dope out yah yard, stayed into it w/ them laws......
oh no, baby doll kissin me as she goin down low peepin that demo "spits" can tell that u a pro, swore up n down u never did this b4, w/e jsut go slow hahahah
150.Alicia Keys: i keep fallin innnn n out of looove w/ u
151. Incubus: to see u when i wake up is a gift i didnt think could be real, to know that u feel the same as i do is a three fold utopian dream, u do somethin to meeeeee, that i caaaaant explaaaain, would i be outta line, if i saiiiiid, i misssss uuuu
~Favorites~
152. Color: brown
153. Food: cream cheese n salsa n rice krispies
154. Song: linkin park - breakin the habit, lil john - i dont give a fuck
155. Show: golden girls n american idol
156. School subject: LUNCH DAMN IT lol
157. Band/singer: linkin park, nelly, eminem
158. Animal: dogs
159. Outfit: dude w/e..
160. Radio station: 89x
161. Movie: 8 mile and blow
162. Pair of shoes: sandals
163. Cartoon: spongebob!
164. Actor: marshall mathers! lol
165. Actress: angelina jolie
166. Potato chip: funyuns
167. Drink: cherry pepsi
168. Alcholic drink: cappys!
169. Holiday: 4th of july
170. Perfume/cologne: candies
171. Pizza topping: cheese, pepperoni, mushrooms, ham
172. Jello flavor: strawberry i guess? lol
173. Lunch meat: balogne!
174. Board game: trouble
175. Video game: mortal combat n diddy cong racing
176. Website: i dunno..
177. Book: dunno..
178. Computer game: hearts lol
179. Number: 14....sheena we're fer sho winnin the lottery!
180. Cereal: rice krispies
181. Comedian: ??
182. Dessert: dirt cake
183. Disney character: aladdin! lol
184. Clothing store: abercrombie
185. Pasttime: hangin w/ sheena n doin what we do..lol also partying fer sho!
186. Teacher: nooooone
187. Childhood toy: oh prolly my barbies lol n my bike
188. Carnival game/ride: that one...lol i forget what its called
189. Candy bar: fast break
190. Magazine: dont matter
191. Salad dressing: ranch
192. Thing to do on the weekend: partaaaaay n get wild :)
193. Hot drink: vanilla capaccino
194. Season: summer
195. Sport to watch: hockey
196. Person to talk to online: marisa
~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~
197. What color are your sheets? pink n white stripes
198. What color are your bedroom walls? white n gray
199. Do you have posters on your wall? yep eminem!
200. If so of what? just told yah.
201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? uh huh
202. How many pillows are on your bed? used to be 2..but one got really dirty from partying so its still on my floor lol
203. What do you normally sleep in? pj pants n my bra
204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: pj pants n bra!
205. What size bed do you have? i dunno.. a pretty big one
206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? used to have a day bed..n used to have a bunk bed..now its just normal
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? no but i got a phone in there! well not anymore b/c my parents think thats punshing me..hahaha
208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? only when im in depressed moods
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: hmm i dont remember
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? yeah my fluffy!
211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? prolly 3
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? sure
213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? fuuuck no
214. Do you snore? nope
215. How about drool? lol yesssss
216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? yep
17. What color is the carpet in your room? like lite brown..but its real dirty now..yuck.
218. What's under your bed? my secret boxes ;)
~This or that~
219. Coke/Pepsi: pepsi
220. Doughnuts/bagels: both
221. Day/night: nite fer sure
222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: umm east! lol
224. Make love/have sex: have sex!
225. Coffee/tea: iced tea
226. Hamburgers/hotdogs: w/e i feel like at the time
227. Rap/rock: both
228. Britney/Christina: oh christina by far...shes baaaad lol
229. Swiss cheese/american cheese: american
230. Real World/Road Rules: real world
231. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: n sync
232. Silver/gold: silver
233. Nike/Adidas: adidas
234. McDonalds/Taco Bell: taco bell!
235. Sweet/sour: umm sour
236. Punk/emo: both
237. Hot/cold: hot
238. Winter/summer: summer
239. Spring/fall: spring
240. Operas/plays: plays
241. Read/watch tv: watch tv
242. Cd's/tapes: cds
243. Dvd's/vhs: vhs b/c we're too poor fer a dvd player
244. Old/new: depends.
245. Shorts/skirts: shorts
246. Pink/red: pink
247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: both
248. Meat/vegetables: both
249. Mexican food/chinese food: chinese
250. Commercials/infomercials: commercials
251. Scary movies/comedies: scary
252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: bikini
253. Sandals/tennis shoes: sandals
254. Dogs/cats: dogs
255. Unicorns/fairies: uhhhh
256. Water/land: water
257. Sugar/spice: spice
258. Black/white: white
259. ribbons/bows: ribbons
260. Chicken/beef: beef
261. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: white
262. Cars/trucks: cars
263. Austin Powers/James Bond: austin powers
264. Popcorn/pretzels: both
265. Hip/hop: hip
266. Passionate kiss/peck: passionate kiss
267. WWE wrestling/ real wrestling: real lol mike n rob..hahaha oh i had to gaurd his asshole lol lmao
268. Back rub/foot massage: both..oh how i miss those!
269. Picture frames/photo albums: both
270. Pens/pencils: pens
~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
271. Eminem: he's my boyfriend n he's so sexy n omg i just cant explain how wonderful this man is
272. Virgins: yes thats what i always say!
273. God: he's real
274. The Osbournes: funny shit
275. Reality TV: could they possibly make any more of them damn shows?!
276. J.Lo: she sucks
277. Religion: im catholic..went to a catholic school fer 9 years..
278. Emo music: i think its great music when im depressed...
279. Valentine's Day: MY BIRTHDAY!!
280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: she's gorgeous n ohhh i would so do her! lol
281. Homosexuals: aint nothin wrong w/ it til he starts stickin his finger in everyones assholes...hahaha omgggggg what a nite.
282. Abortion: at this age, i would get one. no ?'s asked.
283. Inter-racial relationships: aint nothin wrong w/ it..black boys r seeexy
284. Murder: ill prolly end up comitting it lol
285. Death: will be here fer me b4 im 25. i know it.
286. Obesity: yes im fat
287. Pre-marital sex: been there done that, who gives a fuck.
288. Terrorism: w/e
289. Pornography: haha dude w/e turns yah on!
290. Fortune tellers: i wanna go to one!
291. Threesomes: haha ohhh i owuld do it! lol
292. Prostitution: wow..how wierd that i was just talking about this today..n i really dont understand how anyone can do that to themselves..like really, u get beat by ur pimp n he gets all ur money..so wtf dude.
293. Politics: dont give a fuck
294. Country music: reminds me of shane n zoran
295. George W. Bush: dude w/e
296. Cloning: sure y not
297. Britney's boobs: who gives a fuck, if they're fake then oh fuckin well.
298. Gas prices in America: FUCKING SUCKS WHEN UR A BROKEASS LIKE ME!
~Name Game~
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?
299. Jack: parry (my papa)
300. Tiffany: from bride of chucky
301. Ben: affleck
302. Maria: raccosta! (i miss u!)
303. Jennifer: backos!
304. Nicole: linquist
305. Amy: vernier
306. Adam: neale
307. Richard: dawson!!
308. Justin: timberlake
309. Arnold: hey arnold!
310. Tom: cruise
311. Melissa: from battle of the sexes
312. Charlotte: goooood
313. Harold: uhhh
314. John: foukesy
315. Joel: sexy sexy boy
316. Vanessa: my greatest lady vinessa!
317. Michelle: maegens mom
318. Kevin: williams n rheeder lol
319. Brent: i dunno dude
320. Jake: is a gay name
321. Billy: haha the 21 yr old that took advantage of me lol..no im just kididng..he was fuckin hot tho!!
322. Sarah: giampaolp
323. Natalie: vivanooooooo
324. Christy: meg's friend from work
325. Nick: kweef sittin on the toilet shittin n pukin in the garbage at the same time..lmao hahaha
326. Linda: natalies mom
327. Taylor: i like that name
328. Jordan: michelles son
329. Jaime: barthlow
330. Adrian: sick sick name lol
~Have You Ever.~
331. Mooned anyone? hahah yes
332. Been on a diet? tired!
333. Been to a foreign country? canada! lol
334. Broken a bone? yeah my ankle fuckin sledding in meg n marcs drainage ditch lol...what an experience uhhhhh
335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? a retainer! lol
336. Swear at a teacher? lol oh yes many a times
337. Talked to an LJ member via e-mails or instant messages? uhh no?
338. Got in a fight? um of course! hello!
339. Dated a teacher? fuuuuuuck no
340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? lol oh yes..hahaha
341. Thought about killing your enemy? hahah yeah i had it all planned out n everything lol
342. Gone skinny dipping? maybe? lol
343. Met another LJ member in the flesh? wtf r these ?'s..i dont understand..
344. Told a little white lie? haha more than that
345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? nope
346. Stolen anything? yeah practically my whole wardrobe n everything else i own lol
347. Miss used a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? lol prolly
348. Been on tv? yep! i was in a commercial! lol
349. Been on the radio? no..but natalie has!! lol u sicko! haha
350. Been in a mosh pit? oh yes how fun!
351. Been to a concert? yeah lots
352. Dated one of your best friends? best friends brother...lol oops.
353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? oh yes almost everyday....
354. Decieved somebody close to you? yeah..n i regret it very much.
355. Broken the law? haha omg too many fuckin times. i should be locked up fer life fer everything u can possibly think of!
356. Been to a rodeo? dont think so.. lol
357. Been on a talk show? haha oh sure, my 5 yr old brother thinks i should be on jerry springer lol
358. Been on a game show? whaaaat do u think
359. Been on an airplane? yes
360. Got to ride on a firetruck? lol i think so...maybe? i dont remember..lol
361. Came close to dying? yeah i thought i had hypothermia when i broke my ankle n had to sit in the snow til marc n clayton rescued my ass from behind the fence
362. Cheated on a bf/gf? yeah..unfortunately. i think every guy ive ever dated i cheated on...except two..
363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? yepppp big muscle ashley over here! lol
364. Terrorized a babysitter? haha yeah we used to make her think that someone was breakin into the house lol
365. Made a mud pie? sand pie?
366. Had a dream that our falling off a cliff? yeah..alot lately actually..whats up w/ that
367. Snuck out of the house at night? oh yes n triedt o get my car out n ran into my moms car about 12 times n the fuckin pot about 20 lol
368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? haha no but i like to tell ppl my name is angela when i damn well know they know my fuckin name is ashley lol
369. Had an eating disorder? fer liek a day...
370. Felt like you didn't belong? of course.
371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? umm sometimes..i usually can handle it n dont care
372. Smoked? every fucking day
373. Done drugs? also every fucking day lol
374. Been arrested? yessssss
375. Had your tonsils removed? nope.
376. Gone to camp? nope
377. Won a bet? oh sure
378. Written a love letter? uh huh
379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? yep..plenty of times
380. Written a love poem? i guess u could call it that
381. Kissed in the rain? i dunno..maybe! ive kissed too many ppl to remember lol
382. Slow danced with someone you love? yeah...
383. Participated in cyber sex? haha yeah a few times when me n my girls were fuckin around w/ ppl lol omg its soooooo funny lol ew sick
384. Faked an orgasm? haha yeah considering i cant find a guy who can give me one!
385. Stolen a kiss? lol uh huh, those r the best
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? yep
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? ummm somewhat. cant trust anyone! im tellin yah!
388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? kinda..
389. Gotten a speeding ticket? haha yeah about 9..im finally off probation tho!! woo hoo!! its about damn time!
390. Done jail time? lol no not really..
391. Had to wear a uniform to work? yep, khaki shorts n a white shirt
392. Won a trophy? i just one a CERTIFICATE fer runner up fer biggest partier in the senior class!
393. Thrown up in public? lol yes yes yes..kentucky was the most memorable lmao now that was like in REAL public lol
394. Bowled a perfect game? i wish
395. Failed/got held back? failed...mite not graduate either....sucks alot
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? haha omg no
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? yeah they're so good
398. Taken ballet lessons? yeah when i was lil but i quit b/c i didnt like it
399. Attempted suicide? umm..?
400. Cut yourself? once..................
~Childhood Stuff~
401. Did you play with Barbies? oh fo sho!
402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? haha i think i had enough to like give every kid i knew
403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? omg yes i did..never missed it!!
404. Did you play Simon? hahaha yeah w/ heidi's babysitter all the time
405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? yeah!! taht was bad ass, i wish it was still on, i had the lil toys n everything
406. Did you wet the bed? haha sometimes
407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? yes n thats y i slept w/ my mom til i was 12 yrs old lol i really did...how sad huh lol
408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? haha yeah! but i always wore them on the wrong days lol
409. Were you shy? no not at all
410. Were you spoiled? yes...wayyy too much
411. Were you abused? yes..more verbally than physically tho..still am.
412. Did you go to the circus? haha yeah
413. Did you go to the zoo? yeah it was like the field trip every year
414. Were you in a car accident? nope never.
415. Did you build snowmen? yeah!!
416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? haha omg yeah, i was a lil baby that tried to be a bad ass lol
417. Were your older cousins mean to you? i was the older cousin. hahahahaha
418. Did you think slinkies were cool? yeah i had about 40 of em
419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer? lol yeah!! me n heidi tried gettin in the sewer b4 to see lol
420. Were you afraid of the dark? yep..once again, another reason i slept w/ my mom til i was 12
421. Did you have slumber parties? yeah!! all the time!
422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas? yes all of the above plus more! lol
423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? lol yes u shoulda seen it....ewwwww
424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Clause/ and the Tooth Fairy? until was like 3! lol but i always hung out w/ the "older" kids lol so they told me everything
~Randomness~
425. Do you believe in aliens? yeah me n my dad were abducted..i swear to god.
426. Name 3 things that are next to your computer: an ashtray, my smokes, and the phone
427. Do you have any hidden talents? haha yessssss...o:)
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? umm they do alot lol
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? a scary one fer sure
430. What would your movie star name be? oh who knows
431. Do you play any sports? used to.
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? umm prolly the exorcist n there was one other one..ohh fear dot com...that freaked me out b/ ci watched it in the dark when iw as by myself
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? 8 mile and blow
434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? What is it called? hmm i dunno...i think orange county was pretty stupid
435. Do you drive? yes i do! my wonderful grand am lol
436. What is your dream car? my escalade hummer and lamberguini that me n sheena r buying ourselves when we win the lottery
437. Do you think you're good looking? no i do not...im a rat remember?! hahaha god...w/e!
438. Do others think you are good looking? who knows..ppl lie!
439. Would you ever sky dive? fer sure i would!
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? yes i do
441. How many rooms do you have in your house: uhh let me think...ten i think..
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? no..they fuckin rock..i cant wait to go to cedar point
443. Do you believe in God? of course
444. Do you believe in Satan? yes
445. Do you believe there is a heaven? sometimes..
446. Do you believe there is a hell? yeah n im goin there!
447. Do you own a pooltable? no i wish i did tho
448. Do you have a pool? no... a lake n a hot tub tho!
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? lol uhh yes, u expect my lazy ass family to wash dishes by hand?! yeah rite! lmao
450. Do you like chocolate? eh its okay
451. Who/what is on your 2003 calendar? eminem
452. How many U.S. states have you been to? umm florida, n all the states on the way there...n ohio n oh kentucky of course!
453. Ever wished on a shooting star? yes all the time..up north me n shane laid there n wished on like a hundred of em b4 we went to bed...aww how cute r we? lol
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? wonder woman!! n i just wanna mention heidi's bubble gum machine one where she wore a garbage bag w/ balloons in it n she fell off a porch into a bush n popped her balloons hahahahaha omg greatest thing ever!!
455. Do you carry any weapons on you? oh u know i got my ak w/ me
456. What is your weakness? this one person
457. Name something you can't get enough of: oh u know..taht stuff lol
458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: wild, crazy, nuts
459. How many kids do you want to have? well none as of rite now lol
460. Future daughters names: i like brynn alot
461. Future sons names: i like ashton
462. What is your ideal way to die? over dose on drugs lol no im just kidding..thats prolly how ill croak tho
463. How do you release stress? writing, listenin to music, crying
464. Are you a trendy person? who knows.
465. Are you an artisitic person? fuuuuuck no n my ass mite not graduate b/c of it
466. Are you a realistic person? eh sometimes..i dont like to be tho
467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? fuck no! y would i do that?!
468. Are you a strong person? i like to think i am..but i know im not........
469. Are you a strong willed person? yes very
470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? my mom
471. Who is the last person to IM you? rob leaving me a mean message to give to marisa when id ont even know what he ewas talking about!
472. Do you hate chain e-mails? yeah
473. Are you a deep sleeper? omg yes
474. Are you a good story teller? haha yeah..i tend to talk too fast tho
475. What do you believe is your best quality? my wild n craziness of course!
476. What is your greatest accomplishment? to me rite now..gettin runner up fer biggest partier in the acadame awards fer the senior class lol
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? sure
478. Do you do yoga? nope
479. Do you have your own credit card? oh i wish...
480. Let’s say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money? haha oh me n sheena got it all planned out..we talk about winning the lotto everyday :)
481. Do you have a check book? nope
482. Do you like your driver’s license picture? omg no its so sick..im goin to get a new one the 15th tho
483. Do you tan easily? nope im a whitey!
484. What color is your hair naturally? dark brown
485. How many fillings do you have? umm like 12 lol
486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? 3 i think..i dunno i havent been in forever
487. Worst feeling in the world? being alone n like u have no one......n the fact that ur parents hate u...
488. Best feeling in the world? having fun w/ my friends
489. Is the glass half empty or half full? half empty..who gives a fuck
490. Last thing you downloaded? i dont remember
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? lol omg yes..its sick
492. What do you think people think of you? that im a bitch n a slut...but the ppl that actually LIKE me think im fuckin wild n crazy n thats what i like to be thought of as
493. Are you a likeable person? i dont think so anymore..
494. Do you need therapy? yeah..been there done that but i hated it so i quit
495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? no but i really really should
496. Whats the best way to be proposed to? somethin cute that he thought of
497. What kind of movie would you star in? i think i already answered this........
498. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? oh wtf.
499. When are you moving? in aug when i got away to college....oh praise the lord fer gettin me outta here!
500. What’s your favorite phrase? "i dont give a fuck" "dude"
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Name: Ashley
Time: 9:33 pm
Wearing: american eagle sweatshirt n sweat pants
Listening to: the movie on lifetime rite now
Talking to: mr dean blevins (n yes i love u very much!) :) n jeremyyyyy
Top five basic things people should know about you:
-- i liketo drink alot n party
-- i do what i want n i dont give a fuck what anyone else thinks
-- i do drugs whether u like it er not
-- dont trust me if i cant trust u
-- i can be the biggest bitch u've ever met :)
Top 5 things you do not understand about your own sex:
-- y thye feel the need to talk shit
-- y we always have to get our own way
-- y we think every pretty girl is a slut
-- y we feel the need to gossip about everyhting
-- y the majority of u guys put ur men b4 ur girls.....now thats shitty.
Top 5 things you do not understand about the opposite sex:
-- y all they want is sex n head
-- y they say they never cared when u damn well know they did
-- y they think they're hot shit when they're mean in front of their friends but when its just the two of u they're the biggest sweetheart
-- y u cant just have the ONE u want
-- y they cant just be open like us girls
Top 4 things that you like on the sex of your choice:
-- they gotta be funny
-- eyes r a big plus
-- they gotta understand me
-- i like when they do the bad things i do
Top 5 movies you love:
-- the exorcist
-- blow
-- 8 mile
-- cruel intentions
-- scream
Top 5 things you say the most:
-- dude
-- i dont give a fuck
-- yeah rite
-- i hate u
-- w/e
Top 20 songs you love right now: (no particular order)
01. lil john - i dont give a fuck
02. saliva - rest in pieces
03. linkin park - breaking the habit
04. staind - life
05. rupaul - cover girl
06. nelly - lovin me
07. nelly - here we come
08. eminem - superman
09. eminem - sing for the moment
10. trapt - headstrong
11. the used - buried myself alive
12. seether - fine again
13. 50 cent- patiently waiting
14. 50 cent - nobody likes me
15. 50 cent - P.I.M.P.
16. 50 cent - high all the time
17. evanescence - wake me up inside
18. finch - letters to u
19. corey taylor - bother
20. candlebox - far behind
For each letter, write the first thing that comes to mind.
Ashley
Bitch
Coke
Dildo
Eat my pussy
Fuck off
Grits
Hellllll no
Icky
Jew
Kick ass
Lick it
Mike spano lol
No way
Oh shit oh shit!
Penissssss
Quickyyyy
Rush
Suck my dick
Tongue ring!
Uglyyyyy
Vicadin!
Wtf
X ray
Yummmmmmmy
Zit
wow okay so i just sat here fer like 3 hours doin all this shit...so yeah im like so sick of the computer now! so im gonna go finish my lifetime movie n eat some foooood!
oh yeah n i wanna add that last weekend was fuckin the wierdest weekend of my life....dont get me wrong...it was bad ass but just fuckin wierd...."is march 5th oppopite day?!" haha mike nooo first of all its may 4th lol.....that was a fun nite! anyways ill update about more shit later.....
-PeAcE oUt-
002. Spell your name backwards: yelhsa
003. Date of birth: 2/14/85
004. Male or female? female
005. Astrological sign: aquarius
006. Nicknames: Ash..thats as good as it gets lol
007. Occupation? oh nothing fer this lazy ass lol
008. Height: 5'5
009. Weight: oh dear...
010. Hair color: blond n brown..soon to be dyed!
011. Eye color: blah brown
012. Where were you born? detroit
013. Where do you reside now? good ol chestertucky
014. Age: the big old 18
015. Screen names: xxashleyxx03214
016. E-mail addy: bigbadash214@hotmail.com hahah dont ask
017. What does your screen name stand for? well actually i needed an email real quick n anthony cantalupo i believe it was told me to make it that lol n 214 is my bday!
018. What is your LJ name? ohsosexyash
019. What does your LJ stand for? ummm actually i have to give doug credit fer makin that name up fer me
020. Pets: my dieing doggy :((((
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? 18
022. Piercings? oh yes...can i name them plz? lol my ears 3 times, my cartilage, my belly button, my nipple, n my recently pierced tongue!! :)
023. Tattoo's? yeppppp a big ol one on my lower back
024. Shoe size: 8
025. Righty or lefty? rightyyyyy
026. Wearing: an american eagle sweat shirt n some nice sweat pants
027. Hearing: my mom screaming at my gay brother to get in the house and im listening to staind- fade too
028. Feeling: very very bored n in pain
029. Eating/drinking: just ate rice krispies! that i also happened to spill all over my pants
~Friends Stuff~
Which one of your friends is the.
030. Craziest? umm me n marisa!
031. Loudest? ummm n natalie
032. Nicest? alexis n monica
033. Bitchiest? me n sheena
034. Life of the party? well prolly me sometimes lol
035. Jock? uhh none of em?
036. Prep? monica n natalie?
037. Rebel? meeeeeeeeeeee n sheena!
038. Cutest? hmm mike n tony!
039. Best friend of the same sex? miss sheena slone
040. Best friend of the opposite sex? mike tony n ricky
041. Most popular? oh all of em are of course! god...how lame...
042. Rudest? marisa haha
043. Most shy? ricky
044. Dumbest? natalie lol
045. Smartest? umm none of em!
046. Weirdest? oh monica fer sure lol im just playin girl! i love u!
047. Has the best hair? diana
048. Best personality? ummm i dunno..all of em i guess
049. Most talented? i dont knowwwwwww
050. Most ghetto? oh me of course lol haha no mike n tony lol lmao oh n cant ferget marisa n andrea too lol
051. Most spoiled? sheena
052. Drama queen? god unfortunately like everyone is
053. Pain in the ass? sheena sometimes
054. Funniest? tony!
055. Best advice giver? umm no one..i take my own advice
056. Druggie? oh meeeeee lol
057. Most likely to join a colt? uhhhh no one i hope?
058. Have you lost touch with a good friend recently? yep...
059. Person you've been friends with the longest? lauren
060. How many friends do you have on your buddy list? 183
~Guys/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
061. Have you ever been in love? uh huh
062. How many people have you told "I love you"? well actually meaning it id have to say 2..
063. How many people have you been in love with? 2..maybe 3
064. How many people have you kissed? god...prolly seriously over like a million...since mike n tony think that i kiss every guy that i ever come in contact w/ lol
065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? haha yes many many a times..first kiss w/ a tongue ring was a/ a girl lol
066. How many people have you dated? umm i dunno....
067. What do you look for in a boy? i love the goofy funny ones...those r the ones that i ALWAYS fall for...
068. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? hair n eyes
069. What type of boy do you usually go for? the goofball
070. Do you have a bf/gf? nooope
071. If so where did you meet them? ....
072. What do you like most about your bf/gf? okay enough! lol
073. Do you have a crush right now? yeppppp
074. If so who is it? shhhh cant tell!
075. Do you believe in love at first sight? nope
076. Do you remember your first love? yes......kevin!!
077. Who is the first person you kissed? omg i dont even remember...how sad is that..
078. Do you believe in fate? somewhat
079. Do you believe in soul mates? oh fer sure
080. If so do you believe you'll ever find yours? i was hoping that i already had...
~Family Stuff~
104. How many siblings do you have? 1...the lil tattle tail mother fucker jimmy......uhhhhhh
105. What are your parents names? jim and ruth
106. What are your siblings names? jimmy
107. How many siblings does your mother have? umm like 5
108. How many siblings does your father have? none..maybe that explains y he's such a lil bitch
109. Where are your parents from? hereeee
110. Is your family close? umm i dunno....not w/ me really..
111. Does your family get together for holidays? yeah
112. Do you have a drunk uncle? haha not that i know of...i do have a drug addict cousin who's in jail tho lol
113. Any medical problems run through your family? diabetes..my mom has somethin too n so does my dad...not lookin too good fer my future now is it!? lol
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? lol no i dont think so!
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? nope n i wont til im like 90 lol
116. Are your parents divorced? nope..should be tho!
117. Do you have step parents? nope
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? yes..me...n then theres natalie who's in jail fer drugs n shit.
119. If so for what? b/c they hate me.
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? yeah england
~Music Stuff~
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? OLP - life and mest - fucked up kid and linkin park - breakin the habit
122. What's the most embarrasing cd you own? prolly the disney hits lol
123. What's the best cd you own? 50 cent fo sho!
124. What song do you absolutely hate? jeez..i dunno..
125. Do you sing in the shower? haha if im takin my time i do
126. What song reminds you of that special someone? saliva - rest in pieces
~Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs!~
127. Pink: mama plz stop cryin..i cant stand the sound..ur pain is painful n i cant stand the sound.....u fite about money...about me n my brother..n this i come home to, this is my shelter...
128. Aerosmith: oh fuck him dude lol
129. Madonna: like a virginnnnnnn touched fer the very first time!! haha "oh i am i swear" lmao
130. Korn: uhh dont know..
131. Backstreet Boys: always hated em
132. The Beatles: we all live in a yellow submarine!!
133. Sublime: a cigarette pressed between her lips..but im starin at her tits, its the wrong waaaay! haha...memories!
134. J.Lo: suuuuuuuucks
135. *Nsync: ill be ur strength,,ill give u hope, keepin ur faith when its gone...the one u should call..standing here all alone.......and i will taaaaaaaaake...u in my aaaaaaaarms...and hold u rite where u belong....til the day my life is thru this i promise u.......(bunch a bullshit huh)
136. Limp Bizkit: its just one of those days when u dont wanna wake up! everyhting is fucked n everybody sucks...
137. Britney Spears: i love rock n roll! put another dime in the juke box baby!!
138. Creed: i dunno..
139. Enrique Iglesias: nope nope nope
140. Good Charlotte: one day i woke up, i woke up knowing, today is the day that i day....i called my mother, told her i loved her n i begged her not to cry..i wrote a letter said id miss her n i signed that goodbye..u know the happiest day of my life..is the day that i die........our conversatsion we talked of old friends and all the things that we did, summer nites, drunken fites, mistakes we made, did we live it rite...
141. Christina Aguilera: it makes me that much stronger, makes me work a lil bit harder...
142. Eminem: these ideas are nitemares fer white parents who worst fear is a chld w/ dyed hair n who likes earrings like w/e they say has no bearing, its so scary in a house that allows no swearing, to see him walkin around w/ his headphones blarin, alone in his own zone, cold n he dont care, he's a problem child, n what bothers him all comes out when he talks about his fuckin dad walkin out n he hates him so bad that be blocks him out n if he ever saw him again he'd prolly knock him out, his thoughts r wack, he's mad so he's talkin back, talkin black, brain washed from rock n rap, he sags his pants ,a doo rag n a stockin cap, his stepfather hit em so he socked him back n broke his nose, his house is a broken home, theres no control, he just lets his emotions go........
ohhhhhh n fer sure cant ferget "WE JUST MET N I JUST FUCKED U" haha marisa
143. New Found Glory: and it feeeeeels likeeeee im at an all time low..slightly bruised n broken from our head on collision..ive never seen this side of u...
144.Kelly Clarkston: a moment like thissssss
145.Kelly Osbourne: i have noooo idea
146.Mandy Moore: remember me...feels liek forever..since the day when we were friends..dont understand..all these changes..im still the same, no need to pretend..cuz when i try to talk to u..i feel like im not getting thru to u..where did we go wrong..its hard to be strong..when i taaalk to u..
147.Eve: now ima do this thing like it aint done b4! never leave the game stranded had to give more...hahah memories at claytons!! lol lmao...
148.Aaliyah: rock the boat
149.Nelly: ohhh so many..so here we go...
hey ma how yah doin its ur son now, n i picked up the mic n put the drugs down, now im tryin to do some things thatll make u proud instead of everytime its to call to bail me, oh y didnt i listen to the things u used to tell me knowin that everything that u said would never fail me like they got plans fer yah, aint nothin i can do when they laws get they hands on yahbut i aint listenin, even payin attention.....but what do i do? i wreck both yah cars, STOLE MONEY FROM YAH DRAWERS,sold dope out yah yard, stayed into it w/ them laws......
oh no, baby doll kissin me as she goin down low peepin that demo "spits" can tell that u a pro, swore up n down u never did this b4, w/e jsut go slow hahahah
150.Alicia Keys: i keep fallin innnn n out of looove w/ u
151. Incubus: to see u when i wake up is a gift i didnt think could be real, to know that u feel the same as i do is a three fold utopian dream, u do somethin to meeeeee, that i caaaaant explaaaain, would i be outta line, if i saiiiiid, i misssss uuuu
~Favorites~
152. Color: brown
153. Food: cream cheese n salsa n rice krispies
154. Song: linkin park - breakin the habit, lil john - i dont give a fuck
155. Show: golden girls n american idol
156. School subject: LUNCH DAMN IT lol
157. Band/singer: linkin park, nelly, eminem
158. Animal: dogs
159. Outfit: dude w/e..
160. Radio station: 89x
161. Movie: 8 mile and blow
162. Pair of shoes: sandals
163. Cartoon: spongebob!
164. Actor: marshall mathers! lol
165. Actress: angelina jolie
166. Potato chip: funyuns
167. Drink: cherry pepsi
168. Alcholic drink: cappys!
169. Holiday: 4th of july
170. Perfume/cologne: candies
171. Pizza topping: cheese, pepperoni, mushrooms, ham
172. Jello flavor: strawberry i guess? lol
173. Lunch meat: balogne!
174. Board game: trouble
175. Video game: mortal combat n diddy cong racing
176. Website: i dunno..
177. Book: dunno..
178. Computer game: hearts lol
179. Number: 14....sheena we're fer sho winnin the lottery!
180. Cereal: rice krispies
181. Comedian: ??
182. Dessert: dirt cake
183. Disney character: aladdin! lol
184. Clothing store: abercrombie
185. Pasttime: hangin w/ sheena n doin what we do..lol also partying fer sho!
186. Teacher: nooooone
187. Childhood toy: oh prolly my barbies lol n my bike
188. Carnival game/ride: that one...lol i forget what its called
189. Candy bar: fast break
190. Magazine: dont matter
191. Salad dressing: ranch
192. Thing to do on the weekend: partaaaaay n get wild :)
193. Hot drink: vanilla capaccino
194. Season: summer
195. Sport to watch: hockey
196. Person to talk to online: marisa
~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~
197. What color are your sheets? pink n white stripes
198. What color are your bedroom walls? white n gray
199. Do you have posters on your wall? yep eminem!
200. If so of what? just told yah.
201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? uh huh
202. How many pillows are on your bed? used to be 2..but one got really dirty from partying so its still on my floor lol
203. What do you normally sleep in? pj pants n my bra
204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: pj pants n bra!
205. What size bed do you have? i dunno.. a pretty big one
206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? used to have a day bed..n used to have a bunk bed..now its just normal
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? no but i got a phone in there! well not anymore b/c my parents think thats punshing me..hahaha
208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? only when im in depressed moods
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: hmm i dont remember
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? yeah my fluffy!
211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? prolly 3
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? sure
213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? fuuuck no
214. Do you snore? nope
215. How about drool? lol yesssss
216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? yep
17. What color is the carpet in your room? like lite brown..but its real dirty now..yuck.
218. What's under your bed? my secret boxes ;)
~This or that~
219. Coke/Pepsi: pepsi
220. Doughnuts/bagels: both
221. Day/night: nite fer sure
222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: umm east! lol
224. Make love/have sex: have sex!
225. Coffee/tea: iced tea
226. Hamburgers/hotdogs: w/e i feel like at the time
227. Rap/rock: both
228. Britney/Christina: oh christina by far...shes baaaad lol
229. Swiss cheese/american cheese: american
230. Real World/Road Rules: real world
231. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: n sync
232. Silver/gold: silver
233. Nike/Adidas: adidas
234. McDonalds/Taco Bell: taco bell!
235. Sweet/sour: umm sour
236. Punk/emo: both
237. Hot/cold: hot
238. Winter/summer: summer
239. Spring/fall: spring
240. Operas/plays: plays
241. Read/watch tv: watch tv
242. Cd's/tapes: cds
243. Dvd's/vhs: vhs b/c we're too poor fer a dvd player
244. Old/new: depends.
245. Shorts/skirts: shorts
246. Pink/red: pink
247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: both
248. Meat/vegetables: both
249. Mexican food/chinese food: chinese
250. Commercials/infomercials: commercials
251. Scary movies/comedies: scary
252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: bikini
253. Sandals/tennis shoes: sandals
254. Dogs/cats: dogs
255. Unicorns/fairies: uhhhh
256. Water/land: water
257. Sugar/spice: spice
258. Black/white: white
259. ribbons/bows: ribbons
260. Chicken/beef: beef
261. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: white
262. Cars/trucks: cars
263. Austin Powers/James Bond: austin powers
264. Popcorn/pretzels: both
265. Hip/hop: hip
266. Passionate kiss/peck: passionate kiss
267. WWE wrestling/ real wrestling: real lol mike n rob..hahaha oh i had to gaurd his asshole lol lmao
268. Back rub/foot massage: both..oh how i miss those!
269. Picture frames/photo albums: both
270. Pens/pencils: pens
~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
271. Eminem: he's my boyfriend n he's so sexy n omg i just cant explain how wonderful this man is
272. Virgins: yes thats what i always say!
273. God: he's real
274. The Osbournes: funny shit
275. Reality TV: could they possibly make any more of them damn shows?!
276. J.Lo: she sucks
277. Religion: im catholic..went to a catholic school fer 9 years..
278. Emo music: i think its great music when im depressed...
279. Valentine's Day: MY BIRTHDAY!!
280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: she's gorgeous n ohhh i would so do her! lol
281. Homosexuals: aint nothin wrong w/ it til he starts stickin his finger in everyones assholes...hahaha omgggggg what a nite.
282. Abortion: at this age, i would get one. no ?'s asked.
283. Inter-racial relationships: aint nothin wrong w/ it..black boys r seeexy
284. Murder: ill prolly end up comitting it lol
285. Death: will be here fer me b4 im 25. i know it.
286. Obesity: yes im fat
287. Pre-marital sex: been there done that, who gives a fuck.
288. Terrorism: w/e
289. Pornography: haha dude w/e turns yah on!
290. Fortune tellers: i wanna go to one!
291. Threesomes: haha ohhh i owuld do it! lol
292. Prostitution: wow..how wierd that i was just talking about this today..n i really dont understand how anyone can do that to themselves..like really, u get beat by ur pimp n he gets all ur money..so wtf dude.
293. Politics: dont give a fuck
294. Country music: reminds me of shane n zoran
295. George W. Bush: dude w/e
296. Cloning: sure y not
297. Britney's boobs: who gives a fuck, if they're fake then oh fuckin well.
298. Gas prices in America: FUCKING SUCKS WHEN UR A BROKEASS LIKE ME!
~Name Game~
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?
299. Jack: parry (my papa)
300. Tiffany: from bride of chucky
301. Ben: affleck
302. Maria: raccosta! (i miss u!)
303. Jennifer: backos!
304. Nicole: linquist
305. Amy: vernier
306. Adam: neale
307. Richard: dawson!!
308. Justin: timberlake
309. Arnold: hey arnold!
310. Tom: cruise
311. Melissa: from battle of the sexes
312. Charlotte: goooood
313. Harold: uhhh
314. John: foukesy
315. Joel: sexy sexy boy
316. Vanessa: my greatest lady vinessa!
317. Michelle: maegens mom
318. Kevin: williams n rheeder lol
319. Brent: i dunno dude
320. Jake: is a gay name
321. Billy: haha the 21 yr old that took advantage of me lol..no im just kididng..he was fuckin hot tho!!
322. Sarah: giampaolp
323. Natalie: vivanooooooo
324. Christy: meg's friend from work
325. Nick: kweef sittin on the toilet shittin n pukin in the garbage at the same time..lmao hahaha
326. Linda: natalies mom
327. Taylor: i like that name
328. Jordan: michelles son
329. Jaime: barthlow
330. Adrian: sick sick name lol
~Have You Ever.~
331. Mooned anyone? hahah yes
332. Been on a diet? tired!
333. Been to a foreign country? canada! lol
334. Broken a bone? yeah my ankle fuckin sledding in meg n marcs drainage ditch lol...what an experience uhhhhh
335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? a retainer! lol
336. Swear at a teacher? lol oh yes many a times
337. Talked to an LJ member via e-mails or instant messages? uhh no?
338. Got in a fight? um of course! hello!
339. Dated a teacher? fuuuuuuck no
340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? lol oh yes..hahaha
341. Thought about killing your enemy? hahah yeah i had it all planned out n everything lol
342. Gone skinny dipping? maybe? lol
343. Met another LJ member in the flesh? wtf r these ?'s..i dont understand..
344. Told a little white lie? haha more than that
345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? nope
346. Stolen anything? yeah practically my whole wardrobe n everything else i own lol
347. Miss used a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? lol prolly
348. Been on tv? yep! i was in a commercial! lol
349. Been on the radio? no..but natalie has!! lol u sicko! haha
350. Been in a mosh pit? oh yes how fun!
351. Been to a concert? yeah lots
352. Dated one of your best friends? best friends brother...lol oops.
353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? oh yes almost everyday....
354. Decieved somebody close to you? yeah..n i regret it very much.
355. Broken the law? haha omg too many fuckin times. i should be locked up fer life fer everything u can possibly think of!
356. Been to a rodeo? dont think so.. lol
357. Been on a talk show? haha oh sure, my 5 yr old brother thinks i should be on jerry springer lol
358. Been on a game show? whaaaat do u think
359. Been on an airplane? yes
360. Got to ride on a firetruck? lol i think so...maybe? i dont remember..lol
361. Came close to dying? yeah i thought i had hypothermia when i broke my ankle n had to sit in the snow til marc n clayton rescued my ass from behind the fence
362. Cheated on a bf/gf? yeah..unfortunately. i think every guy ive ever dated i cheated on...except two..
363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? yepppp big muscle ashley over here! lol
364. Terrorized a babysitter? haha yeah we used to make her think that someone was breakin into the house lol
365. Made a mud pie? sand pie?
366. Had a dream that our falling off a cliff? yeah..alot lately actually..whats up w/ that
367. Snuck out of the house at night? oh yes n triedt o get my car out n ran into my moms car about 12 times n the fuckin pot about 20 lol
368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? haha no but i like to tell ppl my name is angela when i damn well know they know my fuckin name is ashley lol
369. Had an eating disorder? fer liek a day...
370. Felt like you didn't belong? of course.
371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? umm sometimes..i usually can handle it n dont care
372. Smoked? every fucking day
373. Done drugs? also every fucking day lol
374. Been arrested? yessssss
375. Had your tonsils removed? nope.
376. Gone to camp? nope
377. Won a bet? oh sure
378. Written a love letter? uh huh
379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? yep..plenty of times
380. Written a love poem? i guess u could call it that
381. Kissed in the rain? i dunno..maybe! ive kissed too many ppl to remember lol
382. Slow danced with someone you love? yeah...
383. Participated in cyber sex? haha yeah a few times when me n my girls were fuckin around w/ ppl lol omg its soooooo funny lol ew sick
384. Faked an orgasm? haha yeah considering i cant find a guy who can give me one!
385. Stolen a kiss? lol uh huh, those r the best
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? yep
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? ummm somewhat. cant trust anyone! im tellin yah!
388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? kinda..
389. Gotten a speeding ticket? haha yeah about 9..im finally off probation tho!! woo hoo!! its about damn time!
390. Done jail time? lol no not really..
391. Had to wear a uniform to work? yep, khaki shorts n a white shirt
392. Won a trophy? i just one a CERTIFICATE fer runner up fer biggest partier in the senior class!
393. Thrown up in public? lol yes yes yes..kentucky was the most memorable lmao now that was like in REAL public lol
394. Bowled a perfect game? i wish
395. Failed/got held back? failed...mite not graduate either....sucks alot
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? haha omg no
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? yeah they're so good
398. Taken ballet lessons? yeah when i was lil but i quit b/c i didnt like it
399. Attempted suicide? umm..?
400. Cut yourself? once..................
~Childhood Stuff~
401. Did you play with Barbies? oh fo sho!
402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? haha i think i had enough to like give every kid i knew
403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? omg yes i did..never missed it!!
404. Did you play Simon? hahaha yeah w/ heidi's babysitter all the time
405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? yeah!! taht was bad ass, i wish it was still on, i had the lil toys n everything
406. Did you wet the bed? haha sometimes
407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? yes n thats y i slept w/ my mom til i was 12 yrs old lol i really did...how sad huh lol
408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? haha yeah! but i always wore them on the wrong days lol
409. Were you shy? no not at all
410. Were you spoiled? yes...wayyy too much
411. Were you abused? yes..more verbally than physically tho..still am.
412. Did you go to the circus? haha yeah
413. Did you go to the zoo? yeah it was like the field trip every year
414. Were you in a car accident? nope never.
415. Did you build snowmen? yeah!!
416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? haha omg yeah, i was a lil baby that tried to be a bad ass lol
417. Were your older cousins mean to you? i was the older cousin. hahahahaha
418. Did you think slinkies were cool? yeah i had about 40 of em
419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer? lol yeah!! me n heidi tried gettin in the sewer b4 to see lol
420. Were you afraid of the dark? yep..once again, another reason i slept w/ my mom til i was 12
421. Did you have slumber parties? yeah!! all the time!
422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas? yes all of the above plus more! lol
423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? lol yes u shoulda seen it....ewwwww
424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Clause/ and the Tooth Fairy? until was like 3! lol but i always hung out w/ the "older" kids lol so they told me everything
~Randomness~
425. Do you believe in aliens? yeah me n my dad were abducted..i swear to god.
426. Name 3 things that are next to your computer: an ashtray, my smokes, and the phone
427. Do you have any hidden talents? haha yessssss...o:)
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? umm they do alot lol
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? a scary one fer sure
430. What would your movie star name be? oh who knows
431. Do you play any sports? used to.
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? umm prolly the exorcist n there was one other one..ohh fear dot com...that freaked me out b/ ci watched it in the dark when iw as by myself
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? 8 mile and blow
434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? What is it called? hmm i dunno...i think orange county was pretty stupid
435. Do you drive? yes i do! my wonderful grand am lol
436. What is your dream car? my escalade hummer and lamberguini that me n sheena r buying ourselves when we win the lottery
437. Do you think you're good looking? no i do not...im a rat remember?! hahaha god...w/e!
438. Do others think you are good looking? who knows..ppl lie!
439. Would you ever sky dive? fer sure i would!
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? yes i do
441. How many rooms do you have in your house: uhh let me think...ten i think..
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? no..they fuckin rock..i cant wait to go to cedar point
443. Do you believe in God? of course
444. Do you believe in Satan? yes
445. Do you believe there is a heaven? sometimes..
446. Do you believe there is a hell? yeah n im goin there!
447. Do you own a pooltable? no i wish i did tho
448. Do you have a pool? no... a lake n a hot tub tho!
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? lol uhh yes, u expect my lazy ass family to wash dishes by hand?! yeah rite! lmao
450. Do you like chocolate? eh its okay
451. Who/what is on your 2003 calendar? eminem
452. How many U.S. states have you been to? umm florida, n all the states on the way there...n ohio n oh kentucky of course!
453. Ever wished on a shooting star? yes all the time..up north me n shane laid there n wished on like a hundred of em b4 we went to bed...aww how cute r we? lol
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? wonder woman!! n i just wanna mention heidi's bubble gum machine one where she wore a garbage bag w/ balloons in it n she fell off a porch into a bush n popped her balloons hahahahaha omg greatest thing ever!!
455. Do you carry any weapons on you? oh u know i got my ak w/ me
456. What is your weakness? this one person
457. Name something you can't get enough of: oh u know..taht stuff lol
458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: wild, crazy, nuts
459. How many kids do you want to have? well none as of rite now lol
460. Future daughters names: i like brynn alot
461. Future sons names: i like ashton
462. What is your ideal way to die? over dose on drugs lol no im just kidding..thats prolly how ill croak tho
463. How do you release stress? writing, listenin to music, crying
464. Are you a trendy person? who knows.
465. Are you an artisitic person? fuuuuuck no n my ass mite not graduate b/c of it
466. Are you a realistic person? eh sometimes..i dont like to be tho
467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? fuck no! y would i do that?!
468. Are you a strong person? i like to think i am..but i know im not........
469. Are you a strong willed person? yes very
470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? my mom
471. Who is the last person to IM you? rob leaving me a mean message to give to marisa when id ont even know what he ewas talking about!
472. Do you hate chain e-mails? yeah
473. Are you a deep sleeper? omg yes
474. Are you a good story teller? haha yeah..i tend to talk too fast tho
475. What do you believe is your best quality? my wild n craziness of course!
476. What is your greatest accomplishment? to me rite now..gettin runner up fer biggest partier in the acadame awards fer the senior class lol
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? sure
478. Do you do yoga? nope
479. Do you have your own credit card? oh i wish...
480. Let’s say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money? haha oh me n sheena got it all planned out..we talk about winning the lotto everyday :)
481. Do you have a check book? nope
482. Do you like your driver’s license picture? omg no its so sick..im goin to get a new one the 15th tho
483. Do you tan easily? nope im a whitey!
484. What color is your hair naturally? dark brown
485. How many fillings do you have? umm like 12 lol
486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? 3 i think..i dunno i havent been in forever
487. Worst feeling in the world? being alone n like u have no one......n the fact that ur parents hate u...
488. Best feeling in the world? having fun w/ my friends
489. Is the glass half empty or half full? half empty..who gives a fuck
490. Last thing you downloaded? i dont remember
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? lol omg yes..its sick
492. What do you think people think of you? that im a bitch n a slut...but the ppl that actually LIKE me think im fuckin wild n crazy n thats what i like to be thought of as
493. Are you a likeable person? i dont think so anymore..
494. Do you need therapy? yeah..been there done that but i hated it so i quit
495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? no but i really really should
496. Whats the best way to be proposed to? somethin cute that he thought of
497. What kind of movie would you star in? i think i already answered this........
498. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? oh wtf.
499. When are you moving? in aug when i got away to college....oh praise the lord fer gettin me outta here!
500. What’s your favorite phrase? "i dont give a fuck" "dude"
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Name: Ashley
Time: 9:33 pm
Wearing: american eagle sweatshirt n sweat pants
Listening to: the movie on lifetime rite now
Talking to: mr dean blevins (n yes i love u very much!) :) n jeremyyyyy
Top five basic things people should know about you:
-- i liketo drink alot n party
-- i do what i want n i dont give a fuck what anyone else thinks
-- i do drugs whether u like it er not
-- dont trust me if i cant trust u
-- i can be the biggest bitch u've ever met :)
Top 5 things you do not understand about your own sex:
-- y thye feel the need to talk shit
-- y we always have to get our own way
-- y we think every pretty girl is a slut
-- y we feel the need to gossip about everyhting
-- y the majority of u guys put ur men b4 ur girls.....now thats shitty.
Top 5 things you do not understand about the opposite sex:
-- y all they want is sex n head
-- y they say they never cared when u damn well know they did
-- y they think they're hot shit when they're mean in front of their friends but when its just the two of u they're the biggest sweetheart
-- y u cant just have the ONE u want
-- y they cant just be open like us girls
Top 4 things that you like on the sex of your choice:
-- they gotta be funny
-- eyes r a big plus
-- they gotta understand me
-- i like when they do the bad things i do
Top 5 movies you love:
-- the exorcist
-- blow
-- 8 mile
-- cruel intentions
-- scream
Top 5 things you say the most:
-- dude
-- i dont give a fuck
-- yeah rite
-- i hate u
-- w/e
Top 20 songs you love right now: (no particular order)
01. lil john - i dont give a fuck
02. saliva - rest in pieces
03. linkin park - breaking the habit
04. staind - life
05. rupaul - cover girl
06. nelly - lovin me
07. nelly - here we come
08. eminem - superman
09. eminem - sing for the moment
10. trapt - headstrong
11. the used - buried myself alive
12. seether - fine again
13. 50 cent- patiently waiting
14. 50 cent - nobody likes me
15. 50 cent - P.I.M.P.
16. 50 cent - high all the time
17. evanescence - wake me up inside
18. finch - letters to u
19. corey taylor - bother
20. candlebox - far behind
For each letter, write the first thing that comes to mind.
Ashley
Bitch
Coke
Dildo
Eat my pussy
Fuck off
Grits
Hellllll no
Icky
Jew
Kick ass
Lick it
Mike spano lol
No way
Oh shit oh shit!
Penissssss
Quickyyyy
Rush
Suck my dick
Tongue ring!
Uglyyyyy
Vicadin!
Wtf
X ray
Yummmmmmmy
Zit
wow okay so i just sat here fer like 3 hours doin all this shit...so yeah im like so sick of the computer now! so im gonna go finish my lifetime movie n eat some foooood!
oh yeah n i wanna add that last weekend was fuckin the wierdest weekend of my life....dont get me wrong...it was bad ass but just fuckin wierd...."is march 5th oppopite day?!" haha mike nooo first of all its may 4th lol.....that was a fun nite! anyways ill update about more shit later.....
-PeAcE oUt-