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oh my godness! game 7 is on in just a few minutes. i'm so anxious/nervous/worried, this is NOT good. my red sox better when tonight. i'll go completely insane. this is like the biggest time of the year. i bet every tv in massachusetts is set on the game. Big Papi is definitely my man. we have to win this. this could be the greatest moment ever. if the red sox go into the world series that would be amazing. well gotta go watch the game. goooooo sox!! keep the faith bitches.
* T'was the night before game seven, and all through the city, all the Yankee fans were worring like a bunch of gay pussies. The assholes in pinstripes were gearing up for the game, but when those douche bags get beat now that will be fame. Kevin Brown punches walls, and Sheffield's his wife, where's Karim Garcia you ask? He's doing 25 to life. Now onto A-Rod, he's the best there is, right? Too bad he's a punk who got bitch slapped in a fight. I can't forget Moose, Jorge and Torre, Hideki Matsui, what the fuck is your story? It's a night game, so what's up with the squint? Bernie you old bitch, retire, take the hint. Now all you Yankee haters, let's all make some noise, the Yankees suck and Jeter fucks boys!*