☄ 3: Video

[ohsological]

OHMYGOSH!

[It's a slightly panicked pony that fills the video screen, looking a bit frantic. Twlight's just woken from her long nap and is...more or less having a bit of a panic attack.]

Ohhhh! How long did I sleep? [She squeals in frustration and dithers about her room for a bit, apparently looking for something.]

Great! I can't believe

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[turnmytable]

[Hold on, he's shocked.]

There's ponies here?!

[Slow on the uptake, this one.]

[ohsological]

Unicorn!

[Forgive her, she's a bit frazzled at the moment.]

[turnmytable]

[He's not even noticing, no worries.]

Oh my gosh! Okay, this is so the best dream ever! And you can talk!

[ohsological]

Of course I can talk. All ponies can talk!

[turnmytable]

Then like, how come mine couldn't? None of my ponies could!

[ohsological]

[blinkblink]

"Your" ponies?

[turnmytable]

Yeah, I've like, got a bunch of ponies back at my place. When I'm awake or something. None of them talk.

[ohsological]

You...keep ponies?

[What horror is this??]

[turnmytable]

Uh, yeah?

[Is this a big deal? People tend to think it's strange he's a man and he loves ponies, but...]

[ohsological]

[Twilight's voice goes flinty.]

...and what do you do with your ponies?

[turnmytable]

Play with them!

[Yeah, not really noticing.]

[ohsological]

...humans play with ponies in your world?

[turnmytable]

Yeah! Some like, ride them? But only kids because I can't. Totally too big so I just hang out with them.

[ohsological]

[Kids? Oh, must be those smaller humans, like foals. Human colts or fillies, got it.]

Hm. That's very strange.

[turnmytable]

It is?

[He's not getting it.]

[ohsological]

I didn't know that humans and ponies lived together on other worlds.