☄ 2: Video

[ohsological]

[Okay, so. The Dreamberry flicks on to reveal a puttering purple unicorn with a glowing horn magically moving a few books and scrolls about, setting them on their shelves as she hums to herself. Twilight's been busy, doing some renovations to Somarium's library and things look quite nice inside

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[mudbloodhater]

I wasn't aware the library was in need of any modifications. [eyebrow raised. He liked the library just how it was. Nor does he trust a purple unicorn-thing doing magic.]

[ohsological]

[Deal with it.]

Well...there were books all over the floor. ...do humans categorize books differently than ponies?

[mudbloodhater]

[no. Draco Malfoy doesn't deal with things, man. He has other people to deal for him. But admittedly, he hasn't been in the library for a while.]

Ponies shouldn't organise at all. They're ponies.

[ohsological]

[Welp, tough milk and cookies, dood.]

Yeeees. I am a pony. A unicorn, to be exact. My name is Twilight Sparkle.

[mudbloodhater]

I'm sure it is. You know, the last time I checked, unicorns weren't purple. Nor did they decide, on a whim, to 'reorganise' the library. Nor did they talk, really. [except for that one, but she's an exception.]

[ohsological]

Well, we all do in my world. Ponies, unicorns and pegasi.

[She blinks.]

I didn't reorganize it. It didn't seem all that organized to begin with. I merely put things away properly.

[mudbloodhater]

Your world is buggered.

Once upon a time, it was just fine. Can't imagine what would have changed that. [he lives under a rock. Ignore him.]

[ohsological]

"Buggered"? ...what is "buggered"?

It seems nopony has been in here for quite a while, actually. It was terribly dusty when I first arrived.

[mudbloodhater]

I thought I just went over that - your world.

A shame. Doubtless most of the schoolchildren are just going to the Academy's library, then.

[ohsological]

[Okay, just gonna skip that and add it to the list of "weird stuff that happens here".]

Hm. I haven't seen any others around for a while. But now that I'm here, I'll be sure to keep it nice and tidy!

[mudbloodhater]

[British boys are classified under 'weird stuff that happens here'?]

Oh good. Note to self: avoid the odd talking unicorn when next going round the library.

[ohsological]

[They are now.]

I do have a name, you know.

[mudbloodhater]

[sweet.]

So you mentioned. Something about glitter and a time of day.

[ohsological]

...wow, you're not a very nice human, are you?

[Blunt pony is blunt. Well, her experience with humans is limited, so.]

Maybe Pinkie should sing a song for you. That might cheer you up.

[mudbloodhater]

Versus all the other humans you've met in your buggered world filled with...ponies, unicorns, and...pegasi, was it?

Who in the world is Pinkie?

[ohsological]

We don't have humans in my world.

Pinkie Pie, my friend from Ponyville.