*is slack-jawed and still doesnt really understand what happened*

[ohsogiddy]

I....I...*turns around in circles looking oddly enough like a dog chasing its tail* HOW IS THERE NO ONE TO TALK TO??

*remembers faintly that Cassie was always his support system whenever he wanted to talk, so basically he's fucked over*

I need more friends! *runs mentally down a list of people who would be good to talk to in this situation and who he

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[ihavemanslaves]

*walks in silently, keeping to the shadows*

*shoots Gid a questioning look*

[ohsogiddy]

Oh hey! Your girlfriend isnt doing it, but you're just as good. Slap me please?

[ihavemanslaves]

*finally steps from the shadows*

Of course! *pauses*

Forgive my hesitation, but I think I should at least have an excuse for the first time I slap you.

What happened?

[ohsogiddy]

*mumbles* I kissed Avery.

Which is wrong on so many levels, Fab! SO MANY! I think I should get a slap for every one of them!

First of all...ew she's like a sister to me! That's like me kissing Molly! *shudders* Slap me once for that.

And uh AMELIA! Amelia my girlfriend. Amelia who is going to kill me when I tell her about this. I mean granted we were on a break and all of that, but still. So that's a slap for that level as well.

...And I'm sure there are like fifty more levels so just gimme fifty two hits and we'll be off then, yes?

[ihavemanslaves]

*eyes widen*

I'm only going to give you two.

*slaps him and then backhands him*

*gives him a hug*

[ohsogiddy]

*rubs both cheeks* That hurt...you slap like a girl.

*is smothered in hug and confused* Why am I being glomped? I don't deserve glomping! Hugging of any sort should be a privelage that is taken from me for doing that...sinful act!

[ihavemanslaves]

Then what do you say to the fact that it hurts even though I slap like a girl?

Ah, I'm your twin. Such restrictions do not apply. *hugs harder*

[ohsogiddy]

I say...my twin brother knows the evil ways of the bitch slap, Lord help us?

I--can't--breathe--!

[ihavemanslaves]

Lord help you, indeed!

*squeezes harder but then lets go* Breathing is for the WEAK.

[ohsogiddy]

Oh I'm sorry that I need to submit to the wills of oxygen. Whatever shall I do *eyeroll*