my mother
san diego was great. vacation update soon, but i just had to write about my mother. love the lady to death, she's about 5'2" and asian, zany and adorable. but i've only been back home for a day and i'm ready to take the next train back to davis.
anyways, my mother has this lovely habit of forwarding me a bamillion pieces of email a day-- not notes from her, that i would welcome, but these are dear abby/dr.phil/young millionaire newsletters that clutter my inbox. She keeps sending me ones about kids dying of alcohol poisoninng on their 21st birthdays, so i had to send her an email promising that i won't drink enough liquor to kill a horse and that even though i read about mothers who drown their children and put their heads in ovens i don't send her those stories.
anyways, she just sent me this one called
Ladies Beware - New Scam
This new scam is being pulled mainly on women who are past the age of giving a running pursuit.
What happens is that when the intended victim stops at a red light, an almost NUDE, good looking, tanned, muscled young man comes up to her car and pretends to wash the windshield.
While he is doing this, another young, handsome athletic man opens the back door of the car, jumps in and insists the woman drive off with him to some lonely spot, where he has his way with her.
They are very good at this. They got me three times Friday and five times Saturday.
I couldn't find them on Sunday.
My dear mother didn't get that it was a joke. she thinks i am seriously in danger of being molested by hot men from the water polo team. i love my silly mommy.
anyways, my mother has this lovely habit of forwarding me a bamillion pieces of email a day-- not notes from her, that i would welcome, but these are dear abby/dr.phil/young millionaire newsletters that clutter my inbox. She keeps sending me ones about kids dying of alcohol poisoninng on their 21st birthdays, so i had to send her an email promising that i won't drink enough liquor to kill a horse and that even though i read about mothers who drown their children and put their heads in ovens i don't send her those stories.
anyways, she just sent me this one called
Ladies Beware - New Scam
This new scam is being pulled mainly on women who are past the age of giving a running pursuit.
What happens is that when the intended victim stops at a red light, an almost NUDE, good looking, tanned, muscled young man comes up to her car and pretends to wash the windshield.
While he is doing this, another young, handsome athletic man opens the back door of the car, jumps in and insists the woman drive off with him to some lonely spot, where he has his way with her.
They are very good at this. They got me three times Friday and five times Saturday.
I couldn't find them on Sunday.
My dear mother didn't get that it was a joke. she thinks i am seriously in danger of being molested by hot men from the water polo team. i love my silly mommy.