Firstly:
[1] Whats your name, nickname, or whatever you would like to be called? call me chenel.
[2] How old are yah? seventeen.
[3] Where's yo hood at? newyork.
[4] How'd you find out about this place? like i can remember that.
[5] Do any of these titles apply to you; trick, mark, mark ass mark, mark ass trick, trick ass mark, skeezer, scip scap, scally wop? no, but i bet they apply to you.
[6] How cool do you think you are? Like the Fonz cool? not the fonz cool.
[7] Name some awesome movies: dazed and confused, almost famous, ferris bueller's day off, the blue collar comedy tour...
[8] Now some bands: metallica, the doors, led zeppelin, yes, the who, dave matthews band, the beatles, janis joplin, and lots more.
[9] How many times a week you hit the rock pipe? never. thats for losers.
[10] Do you drink malt liquor? no. that shit is gross. anything but that.
[11] If you had to choose the single most cool person ever, who would you choose? scott weiland.
[12] Why are they so cool? because he can do heroin and still be cool.
Give us your opinion on several topics:
[13] The Bush Administration: i feel like he is doing everything all wrong. he jumps into things way to fast. and hes focusing on things that he shouldn't be worried about as of now, when there are other things that need attention. and he totally destroyed what clinton set up, and that just disturbs me.
[14] Gay Marriage: i dont really care either way but it honestly shouldnt be an issue.
[15] Mung: heh. that made me laugh. awesome. :D
[16] Finger sandwiches: eat them all the time and i love them.
[17] Sideburns: hot.
[18] The color yellow: hotter.
[19] Jello: what about it?
[20] Quentin Tarantino: a high school drop out and a video freak. hes great. reservoir dogs is great.
[21] The Mods [Shannon & Zac]: a lot cooler than the rest of us.
Which is better? And why?
[22] Doc Martins or Vans slip-ons? vans slip-ons because im cheap.
[23] McChicken or McFish? mcchicken because i hate fish.
[24] Kool-Aid or Flavo-Aid? kool-aid because the commercials have a dancing pitcher.
[25] Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network? cartoon network..adult swim.
[26] Fuzzy Dice or Hanging Air Fresheners? scented fuzzy dice.
[27] Red Balloons or Blue Moons? red balloons because they're funner.
[28] Crayons or Markers? both are useful. like crayons for coloring books because the marker will bleed, and markers for surfaces such as poster board.
[29] The Red Pill or The Blue Pill? red. its a better color.
How would you handle:
[30] Falling and slipping in a crowded hallway? i wouldnt handle it. i would laugh and thats about all.
[31] Someone scuffing your new puma‘s at da club? i dont go to the club so i wouldnt have that problem.
[32] Some loser dropping a cup of hot coffee in yo lap? shit happens.
[33] Someone dissing yo mama? break out the "yo mama..." jokes.
[34] Catching your best friend with your man/gurl? bust out the camera. and then probably kill.
[35] Do you think you are cool enough to be accepted? Really? probably not. but thats up to you.
[36] Bust out your coolest picture! [no links, please]