this is an application....application this is

Jul 10, 2004 02:59

lets get this party started



Firstly:
[1] Whats your name, nickname, or whatever you would like to be called? my real name is ashley, but everyone calls me ashleu...or skidmark
[2] How old are yah? 16
[3] Where's yo hood at? tuners falls massachusetts
[4] How'd you find out about this place? other community
[5] Do any of these titles apply to you; trick, mark, mark ass mark, mark ass trick, trick ass mark, skeezer, scip scap, scally wop? mark-skeezer-trick-scip-scally-wop-ass-mark-mark-marky-mark does
[6] How cool do you think you are? Like the Fonz cool? pretty damn close
[7] Name some awesome movies: empire records, ANCHORMAN(the funniest movie i have EVER seen)uhhh...how to deal
[8] Now some bands:saves the day, the starting line, taking back sunday,fall out boy, the early november, emery
[9] How many times a week you hit the rock pipe? 258 times...an hour
[10] Do you drink malt liquor? do you drink malt liquor?! thats the real question...
[11] If you had to choose the single most cool person ever, who would you choose? haishmeer from group X
[12] Why are they so cool? cause they "talke lyke daise!"

Give us your opinion on several topics:
[13] The Bush Administration: it makes me shit my pants...and thats bad...very bad
[14] Gay Marriage: to tell you the truth i was against it for a while, but i watched some thing on mtv and these guys got married and my eyes got a little watery and then it said like they plan to adopt a daughter, and i lost it and started bawling. so now i see that its not just about the legal situations, and that although its un...biblical(i guess thats how you put it) that these people do truly love eachother and want to have a family, and thats a beautiful thing.
[15] Mung: yeah you do that with my cat and i love it
[16] Finger sandwiches: are fucking awesome
[17] Sideburns: make the bitches and the hoes go wild
[18] The color yellow: green is better, but yellow is definetly superior to like...orange
[19] Jello: the shiznit
[20] Quentin Tarantino: moths live inside my genitals
[21] The Mod [Shannon]: is a sexy lady

Which is better? And why?
[22] Doc Martins or Vans slip-ons? vans
[23] McChicken or McFish? chicken
[24] Kool-Aid or Flavo-Aid? kool aid...duh
[25] Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network? ive always liked nick, but i love adult swim on ct
[26] Fuzzy Dice or Hanging Air Fresheners? pimp dice
[27] Red Balloons or Blue Moons? purple socks
[28] Crayons or Markers? crayons
[29] The Red Pill or The Blue Pill? both...together...

How would you handle:
[30] Falling and slipping in a crowded hallway? id get up and run around and pretend i was on fire and then smack someone in the face and say "snap out of it!" then id go eat a sandwich
[31] Someone scuffing your new puma‘s at da club?id bust a cap in their fingernail
[32] Some loser dropping a cup of hot coffee in yo lap? id love it.
[33] Someone dissing yo mama? my momma would never be dissed. shes awesome. and if some idiot did...id kill them
[34] Catching your best friend with your man/gurl? slap that bitch and eat a cow

[35] Do you think you are cool enough to be accepted? Really?do YOU think your cool enough? ...no...do you really?
[36] Bust out your coolest picture! [no links, please]



if you dont know, thats the little girl from the group x music video for shfifty-five...and if you dont know what that is...you need to either go to http://www.groupxarab.com , or just die...

thank you for your time. stay classy.
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