*poke*
Firstly:
[1] Whats your name, nickname, or whatever you would like to be called? I, my dear, dear pets, am Shelle. You may call me...Shelle.
[2] How old are yah? 15
[3] Where's yo hood at? Cow-Land, Oklahoma. Which doesn't tell you much. Oklahoma IS Cow-Land.
[4] How'd you find out about this place? _are_you_a_dork, and I am on a rating-community spree.
[5] Do any of these titles apply to you; trick, mark, mark ass mark, mark ass trick, trick ass mark, skeezer, scip scap, scally wop? O.o; How about just ass? Or Scally Wop. That sounds like sea-something or other. And I just had some Long John Silver's seafood.
[6] How cool do you think you are? Like the Fonz cool? I'm fucking cool, yo. Fonz cool? Pfffffffffffffft, yesh.
[7] Name some awesome movies: Princess Bride. The Labyrinth. Pirates of the Caribbean. Dodgeball.
[8] Now some bands: AFI. Coheed and Cambria. Reel Big Fish. My Chemical Romance.
[9] How many times a week you hit the rock pipe? *old man voice* Ohh! I'm not down with your cool hip lingo! Ohhh, I'd say I hit it a couple times a...week. O.o; Yeah. That's right. *hits the rock pipe* Yeeeeeeaaaaaaah.
[10] Do you drink malt liquor? I like Wine Coolers. And Vodka. And Malts. Chocolate and Chocolate Chip and Mint Chocolate Chip, especially. O.o;
[11] If you had to choose the single most cool person ever, who would you choose? Davey Havok. His voice rocks the hoooooouuuuuuuse. O.o; Or my friend. O.o; She's always there when I need her.
[12] Why are they so cool? Davey - (see above, and in case you're too lazy to see the above) His voice rocks the hooooouuuuse. Friend - She's always there when I need her. O.o; Mostly. Yeah, I love her.
Give us your opinion on several topics:
[13] The Bush Administration: Ew. O.o; I think Bush looks like a monkey, don't you? A little chimpanzee. See? That's a monkey. It's gotta be. O.o; Except monkeys are smarter.
[14] Gay Marriage: I'm all for it. In fact, I even have a lovely modified bumper sticker. It's red, and has white words/pictures that used to say "Marriage = //picture of a stick figure man// + //picture of a stick figure woman//" which, with the help of white out, now says "Marriage = //picture of a man with a white-out skirt of him (it's a woman, I SWEAR!)// + //picture of a woman//" Yeah. It's beautiful. I wish I had a picture to show everyone. Love is love - go for it.
[15] Mung: O.o; That's the first time I've ever heard of that. Sound delicious. *coughcoughcoughnotcoughcough*
[16] Finger sandwiches: *prods them* The first time I heard that phrase "finger sandwich", I almost started crying because...finger sandwiches! I really didn't want to lose my fingers. I kind of liked them, y'know?
[17] Sideburns: Jade Puget has sideburns. O.o; They're sexy.
[18] The color yellow: AHH! I hate the sun. And the sun is fairly yellow, I would say. I much prefer the night. I always end up getting sun-burns in the sun, and they hurt. The moon is better. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF ANYONE GETTING A MOON-BURN? I don't think so.
[19] Jello: Blueberry jello is the sex. No, really. It is. And it's all jiggly - WHOA WATCH YOSELF! *coughcough* I'm cool. Really. I am.
[20] Quentin Tarantino: O.o; Who? What? AHHH! >_> That's gonna get me a minus point, huh?
[21] The Mods [Edward and Cyndi]: Oh, yes. They're sexy bitches. *pets them*
Which is better? And why?
[22] Doc Martins or Vans slip-ons? Chuck Taylors:
[23] McChicken or McFish? O.o; There's a difference? I'm more of a McNothing, thank you. I very much dislike McDonalds. Did you know that if McDonalds went out of business, half the acne companies would too?
[24] Kool-Aid or Flavo-Aid? Kool-Aid. 'Cause it's cool? Get it? *giggles madly*
[25] Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network? Cartoon Network. Adult Swim. Family Guy. Oh yeaaaah.
[26] Fuzzy Dice or Hanging Air Fresheners? Air Fresheners. They are much better. "Drugs are bad, mmkay?"
[27] Red Balloons or Blue Moons? Blue Moons. Balloons tend to pop. In my face. It hurts.
[28] Crayons or Markers? Markers. I can stay in the lines with markers. ^_^
[29] The Red Pill or The Blue Pill? I forgot which one does what, but Red's a better color, so I choose the Blue pill.
How would you handle:
[30] Falling and slipping in a crowded hallway? I do that almost everyday at school. Except it's not in the hallway. It's on the stairway. And I slide across the floor for about a foot, and get up and continue walking, laughing at all the people who are laughing at me. O.o; I've had lots of practice, so I know how NOT to drop my books as I'm falling, and how to fall on my knees. You should come over my house sometime. I can teach you.
[31] Someone scuffing your new puma‘s at da club? LIEKOMGWTFLMFAOBBQ!!!111!11!!onehundredeleventy. I'd totally beat their ass, yo!
[32] Some loser dropping a cup of hot coffee in yo lap? Jump up. Scream. Pull clothes away from body, but not off. Flick that mofo off. Sit back down. No tip for that %&^#(*&%
[33] Someone dissing yo mama? Laugh at their face. And point.
[34] Catching your best friend with your man/gurl?
Best friend and boyfriend are kissing. Enter Me
Me: O.O!
Best friend and boyfriend: *kissykissykissykissy*
Me: O.O!! $*(%^@!#^%)(*^#$%*&^*$@&#$^*&@#%*&$^!
Best friend and boyfriend: *Jump apart* It's not what it looks like!
Me: *slap, slap, slap (times 2 for each of them)*
Best friend: *cries*
Boyfriend: It's not what it-*slap*
Me, exit stage right, gracefully, with a vindictive smile
Later that day...
boyfriend is asleep, Me - enters his house, and quiely enters his room. Ties him to his bed (he's a heavy sleeper), chews gum, spits it into his hair, pours honey on his face, POURS ICE DOWN HIS PANTS. Boyfriend wakes up, eyes wide due to severe freezing of his balls. Evil grin from me. Me - KICKS HIM IN A VERY PAINFUL AREA
--END--
Actually, I'd probably just cry. And not say a word. And break up with him, of course. And not talk to my friend for...a really, really long time, if ever. I am a very jealous person, and I hold grudges.
[35] Do you think you are cool enough to be accepted? Really? Yes. I am so fucking cool that Maddox looks like a pussy. *cough* Yes, you should accept me because...I...love you. Very much. And I will give you all nice, hot, fresh-out-of-the-oven cookies. You knoooooooooow you want one. And a hug.
[36] Bust out your coolest picture! [no links, please]
High contrast.
So you can ACTUALLY see what I look like. O.o;