My Bedroom
I can't believe how clean and barren my bedroom looks. My mother forced my brother, sister, and me to clean our bedrooms before Thanksgiving which I found outrageous. I told her that I'm in college so why should it matter? When that didn't work I tried the whole no one's even going to see it anyways argument but that didn't go over too well either. She did give us incentive though: money to whoever gets their room the cleanest. I won because I'm just a little obsessive when it comes to cleanliness. If you don't believe me... I'm a little embarrassed but I actually lint-rolled my bed. Who does that? I'm so weird sometimes...
The lens is a little dirty so that's why you're seeing all those spots...
Here's my whole room from two different angles! Amazing! I threw my hoodie on the floor.
My dresser! If you can't tell, that is a clown riding a buffalo. You don't see that everyday. And it's a little blurry but I have a Hello Kitty Pez dispenser there too. I love Hello Kitty so much which is weird because I despise pink.
This is my awesome fuzzy purple chair. It's so soft. My Ugly Doll looks awesome with that silver bow. The wall behind is super scratched from the chair being pushed back into it but I don't really care, it doesn't bother me.
My desk. Yes, there are three lint rollers on it. I am not going to lie when I say that I have put one in my mouth and picked up the other two pretending to be as cool as Zoro. I failed. Miserably. There's also some Mountain Dew there which explains why half of this probably sounds a tad insane.
Here's my bulletin board. Can you find all four not so hidden dinosaurs? Those are my awesome fluorescent yellow sunglasses which make me look retarded but I wear anyways. I've also got Chap Stick up there. I honestly don't know why.
My bed which is now on the floor. I'm sure by now you've noticed that everything in my room is black. My favorite color is purple. Weird.
Bookshelf! More like comic bookshelf but whatevs.
Shelf by shelf action:
My favorite thing on this shelf is the glass sake bottle. You remove the girls head and it's the sake cup! There's still sake in it but I got the thing from a really old lady when I was younger so I'm pretty sure I don't wanna drink it. The sticker is kinda funny too. I used to be obsessed with The X-Files so I was into government conspiracies for the longest time. And I've got a few Beatles records too but no record player. I'm trying to find a cheap one but no luck so far.
My One Piece book 1 is missing from the shelf because my sister is reading it. That blue blob thing? It's Zoro. My little brother made it for me when he was younger. He's got a scar and all the swords and I thought it was cute so I kept it. It's blurry but there's also a little Chopper next to the Zoro which is one of only two One Piece collectibles that I own and that's sad.
This is Frederick. He's classy. You can tell because of the distinguished look on his face, the top hat, and the cane. The fact that there's the words 'He's Classy' with an arrow pointing to him is also kind of a huge tip-off.
That's me! My left eye looks a little bit stupid because when I was younger I decided it would be a good idea to run with my eyes closed. I ran into a pole and and blacked out. When I woke up I was lying on the pavement wondering how the hell I had gotten there in the first place. I ended up with a black eye and a massive bruise on one of my knees because it hit the pole too. People always compare stupidity stories but I always win because that's just so dumb even I can't help but laugh every time I think about it. There's a blueish mark on the left side of my nose too and that's pencil lead. When I was in middle school some kid accidentally (I hope it was accidentally) stabbed me in the face with a pencil and the lead broke off and it just wouldn't come out. Everyone's always embarrassed to ask me about it and they always tell me I should just cover it up with makeup which I find incredibly offensive because it has never bothered me and it's hardly noticable. Who's going to think I'm ugly just because of a super tiny mark on my face? If someone did think that I wouldn't even bother to talk to them because that's just incredibly shallow! I'm getting super ranty right now so I should probably stop...
I've drank so much Mountain Dew today that I'm not sure I'll be sleeping anytime soon. Also, for some reason my arms are itching like crazy. Whenever that happens I always worry that I'm going to get the chicken pox again which is a completely irrational fear. I usually only itch like this when I'm anxious but I don't feel worried so I must have gotten into something that made me itch. And omg I'm so proud of myself! I just got my super-preppy sister into One Piece! She's sitting on my bed right now reading it! I'm so happy!
The lens is a little dirty so that's why you're seeing all those spots...
Here's my whole room from two different angles! Amazing! I threw my hoodie on the floor.
My dresser! If you can't tell, that is a clown riding a buffalo. You don't see that everyday. And it's a little blurry but I have a Hello Kitty Pez dispenser there too. I love Hello Kitty so much which is weird because I despise pink.
This is my awesome fuzzy purple chair. It's so soft. My Ugly Doll looks awesome with that silver bow. The wall behind is super scratched from the chair being pushed back into it but I don't really care, it doesn't bother me.
My desk. Yes, there are three lint rollers on it. I am not going to lie when I say that I have put one in my mouth and picked up the other two pretending to be as cool as Zoro. I failed. Miserably. There's also some Mountain Dew there which explains why half of this probably sounds a tad insane.
Here's my bulletin board. Can you find all four not so hidden dinosaurs? Those are my awesome fluorescent yellow sunglasses which make me look retarded but I wear anyways. I've also got Chap Stick up there. I honestly don't know why.
My bed which is now on the floor. I'm sure by now you've noticed that everything in my room is black. My favorite color is purple. Weird.
Bookshelf! More like comic bookshelf but whatevs.
Shelf by shelf action:
My favorite thing on this shelf is the glass sake bottle. You remove the girls head and it's the sake cup! There's still sake in it but I got the thing from a really old lady when I was younger so I'm pretty sure I don't wanna drink it. The sticker is kinda funny too. I used to be obsessed with The X-Files so I was into government conspiracies for the longest time. And I've got a few Beatles records too but no record player. I'm trying to find a cheap one but no luck so far.
My One Piece book 1 is missing from the shelf because my sister is reading it. That blue blob thing? It's Zoro. My little brother made it for me when he was younger. He's got a scar and all the swords and I thought it was cute so I kept it. It's blurry but there's also a little Chopper next to the Zoro which is one of only two One Piece collectibles that I own and that's sad.
This is Frederick. He's classy. You can tell because of the distinguished look on his face, the top hat, and the cane. The fact that there's the words 'He's Classy' with an arrow pointing to him is also kind of a huge tip-off.
That's me! My left eye looks a little bit stupid because when I was younger I decided it would be a good idea to run with my eyes closed. I ran into a pole and and blacked out. When I woke up I was lying on the pavement wondering how the hell I had gotten there in the first place. I ended up with a black eye and a massive bruise on one of my knees because it hit the pole too. People always compare stupidity stories but I always win because that's just so dumb even I can't help but laugh every time I think about it. There's a blueish mark on the left side of my nose too and that's pencil lead. When I was in middle school some kid accidentally (I hope it was accidentally) stabbed me in the face with a pencil and the lead broke off and it just wouldn't come out. Everyone's always embarrassed to ask me about it and they always tell me I should just cover it up with makeup which I find incredibly offensive because it has never bothered me and it's hardly noticable. Who's going to think I'm ugly just because of a super tiny mark on my face? If someone did think that I wouldn't even bother to talk to them because that's just incredibly shallow! I'm getting super ranty right now so I should probably stop...
I've drank so much Mountain Dew today that I'm not sure I'll be sleeping anytime soon. Also, for some reason my arms are itching like crazy. Whenever that happens I always worry that I'm going to get the chicken pox again which is a completely irrational fear. I usually only itch like this when I'm anxious but I don't feel worried so I must have gotten into something that made me itch. And omg I'm so proud of myself! I just got my super-preppy sister into One Piece! She's sitting on my bed right now reading it! I'm so happy!