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i have been banished from parking on the myers park high school campus.
Forgive me father, for I hath sinned.
Katie and i skipped health today because it's getting way too difficult for us and we can't cope with the stress. As we were leaving school grounds, one of the security guards made an attempt to stop us, however I thought it best to continue on our due course, to avoid any sort of trouble or unnecessary bullshitting. Oh my I was wrong. We went to caribou and sat and ate bagels and then we went over to freedom park to check on Katie's chicks. Apparently some bastard had gotten baby chickens for easter and after their flavor dulled had dumped them in the park. One was found dead, floating in the ass-nasty pollen muck that congregates on the bridge side of the pond. We couldn't find any chicks, nor any new corpses, so we assumed they had migrated into the woods of freedom park to start their own elitist baby chicken society. Or natural selection killed them off.
We head back to myers park, and we get in alright, as im pulling around to go to my spot one of the gators drives by and the same security guard recognizes the car. They drive up and casually ask us where we were, to which we had no immediate excuse. We are loaded onto the gator. Before we leave the male security guard makes me rip off my parking sticker, degrading. In the 30 seconds it took me to peel off the permit, Katie fabricated a seemingly solid excuse: she didn't feel well and i was giving her a ride home. Oh the price one pays for being a good Samaritan. I get to ride in the back of the gator as we are paraded across the quad. In Ms. Cannon's office we are told that we have both lost our parking privileges. She goes on to reminisce about her high school days and how there was so place to skip, because her high school was 45 minutes from everywhere. A geographic phenomenon. This light hearted conversation adds insult to injury, she is nice enough to joke with us, until she throws the book at us. Really really hard. Katie goes to rip her permit off (why she admitted to having one i don't know, she could have gotten away unscathed). Ms. Cannon tells me that if my car is seen on "her" campus again, it will be towed at my expense and i will receive 3 days of out of school suspension. A perfect penalty for someone making rebellious attempts to go to school.
I still blame Health 9 and FLEBHS for this transgression, for if it wasn't so dumb we'd go to class.
S50, you were good to me, and i am grateful. I'm sorry I abused you. I am a horrible person.
Forgive me father, for I hath sinned.
Katie and i skipped health today because it's getting way too difficult for us and we can't cope with the stress. As we were leaving school grounds, one of the security guards made an attempt to stop us, however I thought it best to continue on our due course, to avoid any sort of trouble or unnecessary bullshitting. Oh my I was wrong. We went to caribou and sat and ate bagels and then we went over to freedom park to check on Katie's chicks. Apparently some bastard had gotten baby chickens for easter and after their flavor dulled had dumped them in the park. One was found dead, floating in the ass-nasty pollen muck that congregates on the bridge side of the pond. We couldn't find any chicks, nor any new corpses, so we assumed they had migrated into the woods of freedom park to start their own elitist baby chicken society. Or natural selection killed them off.
We head back to myers park, and we get in alright, as im pulling around to go to my spot one of the gators drives by and the same security guard recognizes the car. They drive up and casually ask us where we were, to which we had no immediate excuse. We are loaded onto the gator. Before we leave the male security guard makes me rip off my parking sticker, degrading. In the 30 seconds it took me to peel off the permit, Katie fabricated a seemingly solid excuse: she didn't feel well and i was giving her a ride home. Oh the price one pays for being a good Samaritan. I get to ride in the back of the gator as we are paraded across the quad. In Ms. Cannon's office we are told that we have both lost our parking privileges. She goes on to reminisce about her high school days and how there was so place to skip, because her high school was 45 minutes from everywhere. A geographic phenomenon. This light hearted conversation adds insult to injury, she is nice enough to joke with us, until she throws the book at us. Really really hard. Katie goes to rip her permit off (why she admitted to having one i don't know, she could have gotten away unscathed). Ms. Cannon tells me that if my car is seen on "her" campus again, it will be towed at my expense and i will receive 3 days of out of school suspension. A perfect penalty for someone making rebellious attempts to go to school.
I still blame Health 9 and FLEBHS for this transgression, for if it wasn't so dumb we'd go to class.
S50, you were good to me, and i am grateful. I'm sorry I abused you. I am a horrible person.