same gimmicks, different movie... i think?

Mar 19, 2005 00:15

i just saw the ring 2. i hope it was intended to be ridiculous and funny, because that's how it was.

it was basically another hour or so of the exact same stuff in the first one, just more spread out and way more predictable. apparently her kid gets possessed by the persistently wet well-dwelling girl. the only thing she can do to save her kid is to pretend to drown him, so she does and the wet bitch leaves.

i feel the need to go ahead and spoil the ending for everyone to save you all from paying to see this (thank god i didn't, i had a gift certificate). at the end, the girl is still around, so the woman decides to give her what she wants, a mother. she gets sucked into the TV and winds up in the bottom of the well. she looks up and sees that the slab is always open, so she starts to climb the side of the well in attempts to close wet bitch in the well and end the series, hopefully. of course once she gets halfway up the wall wet bitch starts chasing after her, in choppy quick motion (a la exorcist). Of course wet bitch grabs the woman's ankle just as she reaches the top, but somehow the woman is freed and climbs out of the well. As she pushes the slab over the well to seal wet bitch's fate, she says (and i quote) "i'm not your fucking mommy." I'm sorry, but that has to be the worst line from a movie ever, especially after a stereotypically climactic chase scene.

but really though, i'm not your fucking mommy.
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