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its been a long december...maybe this year will be better than the last...
also, i think i have the plague, yes ladies and gents...black death/rats/london all that good stuff...i looked up my symptoms on webmd and its either the plague or lyme disease but im going to keep my fingers crossed for the plague because its so much more prestigious, ya know?! anyway...i know my doctor is going to make me come in to see him even though i already know my illness and then he'll tell me its something lame like the flu...fuck that guy, ya know? facist.
start school on monday if i live till then...what with having the black death and all. if i do make it to monday it should be good, i have class with doctor a again...saweet. my plan to complete phase myself out of college is almost complete. mayday .... mayday... thats when i graduate from colllege and begin my new life as a real girl. weird that ill be 22 in 19 days. HA Jenna's older first. sucks for you.
ALSO. when i have kids they'll be born in the 2000's where as I, and many of my closest colleagues and friends were born in the 1900's so my kids are going to think im old as dirt. assuming that i live till then, because of the plague that will surely take my life within a matter of days.
that is all.
also, i think i have the plague, yes ladies and gents...black death/rats/london all that good stuff...i looked up my symptoms on webmd and its either the plague or lyme disease but im going to keep my fingers crossed for the plague because its so much more prestigious, ya know?! anyway...i know my doctor is going to make me come in to see him even though i already know my illness and then he'll tell me its something lame like the flu...fuck that guy, ya know? facist.
start school on monday if i live till then...what with having the black death and all. if i do make it to monday it should be good, i have class with doctor a again...saweet. my plan to complete phase myself out of college is almost complete. mayday .... mayday... thats when i graduate from colllege and begin my new life as a real girl. weird that ill be 22 in 19 days. HA Jenna's older first. sucks for you.
ALSO. when i have kids they'll be born in the 2000's where as I, and many of my closest colleagues and friends were born in the 1900's so my kids are going to think im old as dirt. assuming that i live till then, because of the plague that will surely take my life within a matter of days.
that is all.