What is wrong with me? Why do I do it?
Ugh, there is just something about me and public transport. I don't mind standing up on buses but seriously, some people just get me so riled up!
So I was standing, talking to my friend on the bus home from school and there was a girl stood behing me who just kept banging in to me purposefully, so I was just like WTF? but decided to ignore her.
And then she and the girl behind her started talking about one of my friends, so I just sort of turned round and glared at them. One of the girls said (and I quote)
"You're rate not happy, are you?" I was like, just piss off and speak proper English, but managed to ignore them still.
So then the girl who had been banging into me started asking if I was in her year (I am), and then this other girl who is about 5 (I exaggerate; she's 12) came out of NOWHERE and said
"Oh yeah, she goes to my dancing. She doesn't try."
I wish I could say that I was really eloquent and mature in my response, but that would be a lie. So I just turned round and said
"I went to your dancing. Get it right, love. And the reason I don't try is the little pricks like you, running around with your heads stuck up your arses, being completely incompetent at French and therefore not knowing what the hell you are attempting to do with your feet. That is also partially why I left."
OK so the only bit I actually said was "I went to your dancing. Get it right, love." But I really felt like saying the rest.
So, when I was trying to get off at my stop I had to go past the sniggering lot of idiots, and accidentally stood on one girl's foot. Yes, despite how much I wanted to punch them all, it was genuinely an accident. So when she began to protest, most loudly and obnoxiously, i turned to her and said
"Sorry, love, but this is a crowded bus. DEAL WITH IT!"
I don't know what's wrong with me. Firstly, I was being so aggressive, and secondly, I used the word "love" twice in about a minute. I NEVER, in verbal speech, use the word "love" (in that context). Ever.
Must be that time of the month.
Oh yes, and on a lighter note, Happy Birthday, maree_xstar! Hope you have a better day than I did.
So I was standing, talking to my friend on the bus home from school and there was a girl stood behing me who just kept banging in to me purposefully, so I was just like WTF? but decided to ignore her.
And then she and the girl behind her started talking about one of my friends, so I just sort of turned round and glared at them. One of the girls said (and I quote)
"You're rate not happy, are you?" I was like, just piss off and speak proper English, but managed to ignore them still.
So then the girl who had been banging into me started asking if I was in her year (I am), and then this other girl who is about 5 (I exaggerate; she's 12) came out of NOWHERE and said
"Oh yeah, she goes to my dancing. She doesn't try."
I wish I could say that I was really eloquent and mature in my response, but that would be a lie. So I just turned round and said
"I went to your dancing. Get it right, love. And the reason I don't try is the little pricks like you, running around with your heads stuck up your arses, being completely incompetent at French and therefore not knowing what the hell you are attempting to do with your feet. That is also partially why I left."
OK so the only bit I actually said was "I went to your dancing. Get it right, love." But I really felt like saying the rest.
So, when I was trying to get off at my stop I had to go past the sniggering lot of idiots, and accidentally stood on one girl's foot. Yes, despite how much I wanted to punch them all, it was genuinely an accident. So when she began to protest, most loudly and obnoxiously, i turned to her and said
"Sorry, love, but this is a crowded bus. DEAL WITH IT!"
I don't know what's wrong with me. Firstly, I was being so aggressive, and secondly, I used the word "love" twice in about a minute. I NEVER, in verbal speech, use the word "love" (in that context). Ever.
Must be that time of the month.
Oh yes, and on a lighter note, Happy Birthday, maree_xstar! Hope you have a better day than I did.