*feeds to flonne's ego*

[loveadvocate]

Huh... this doesn't look like the castle...

This can't be right... I have to get back there before Flonne gets angry with me agan...

What to do...?

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[lovebane]

[When isn't Flonne angry with you?]

Hey! What did I say about muttering to yourself like that?

[loveadvocate]

F-Flonne?!

What are you doing out here... so far from the castle?

[lovebane]

I should be asking you the same thing. You weren't trying to run away from me, were you?

[loveadvocate]

As tempting as that actually is, you know I'm not going away until you accept love and kindness into your heart.

Even if that means I have to be your bitch vassal for a while.

[lovebane]

Your choice. Just remember that that's about as likely as... oh, I dunno. A Prinny falling from the sky and destroying the castle.

But hey. Waste your life. It's none of my concern.

[loveadvocate]

...I wouldn't say that scenario is completely impossible, but

[loveadvocate]

I won't give up! As long as there is still hope!

[lovebane]

...Well, with Etna around, I suppose not.

But still, shut up with that 'hope' crap. You know it makes me sick when you talk that nonsense.

[loveadvocate]

Well I'm sorry, you're gonna have to learn to embrace it eventually.

[lovebane]

Ugh. You never learn, do you, Laharl?

I'm an Overlord! And Overlords don't have time for mushy emotions, or hope. What good has love ever done anyone, anyway?!

[loveadvocate]

A better question would be what good hasn't it done?

[lovebane]

That's not an answer, but what else should I expect from a squishy love freak? How about you save the preaching for later and do something useful, like figure out how to get back to the Netherworld? Those Prinnies aren't going to boss themselves around, you know.

[loveadvocate]

What are you saying? You mean you don't even know how to get back?

I thought you were supposed to be an Overlord...

[lovebane]

I am an Overlord! And because I'm the Overlord, I get to leave all the hard work up to you, my lovely little slavemonkey.

Besides, I already know the way out. I just don't feel making it easy on you, that's all. You don't work hard enough.

[loveadvocate]

Slavemonkey...?

...That's not very nice.

[lovebane]

Who ever said I was nice?

Now get to work. You're burning daylight.