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[lovebane]

 [Ah, what a nice day.

The Overlord has somehow managed to avoid her vassals and various other annoyances (like working) long enough to escape the castle and make herself comfortable in the shade of a large tree.

She seems to be dozing lightly, lying on her back in the grass without a care in the world... box... thing. For once, she doesn't look

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[loveadvocate]

Flonne? What are you doing all the way out here?

Shouldn't you be back at the castle on your throne barking out orders?

[lovebane]

...I was getting away from you and the rest of those idiots.

I can still give you orders from out here, though, you know. Just because I'm not in a fancy chair doesn't mean you're not still my vassal.

[loveadvocate]

Yeah yeah, I hear you loud and clear. What do you want?

[lovebane]

I just want to relax for a while! Is that so much to ask for? I work hard, damnit! I deserve it!

[loveadvocate]

Actually, you don't really do anything around here, but okay...

[lovebane]

I do plenty! Being a leader is hard work! Somebody has to keep you slackers in line and from killing each other.

[loveadvocate]

Actually, Flonne, I think it's more likely they'd rally together to kill you.

Face it, you're a complete tyrant around here. And as an angel trainee, I don't approve.

[lovebane]

Like those traitorous sadsacks would ever stand a chance against me if they tried.

Overlords aren't supposed to be nice anyway! You don't even know the first thing about what it takes to rule over the demons, or to even be a demon for that matter, so you just shut up!!

[loveadvocate]

But we're not even in the Netherwo--

...you're right, Flonne. How foolish of me. I should really just bow down right now and kiss your feet in apology for my impudence.

[lovebane]

For the record, your sarcasm isn't appreciated.

It doesn't matter that we're not in the Netherworld. A part of it is here with us, and it's my job to take care of it. You don't have to agree with how I run things, but you damn well better respect it. When/if you're the Overlord, you can do it your way, but until then, I'm calling the shots.

Have I made myself clear?

[loveadvocate]

Yeah, actually. I really was about to bow down and apologize, but since you just got all formal on me I'm guessing that would be inappropriate.

[lovebane]

Yeah right. Like you'd ever do anything that pathetic.

[loveadvocate]

I really was. I'm taking it to heart, Flonne. You do deserve respect.

[lovebane]

...

You've been drinking stuff from the bottles under the sink again, haven't you?

[loveadvocate]

Do you really have that little confidence in yourself?

Go ahead, order me to do something. Anything.

[lovebane]

I have plenty of confidence! I just know you're not the sort to go groveling and kissing feet.

Ugh, fine. I order you to sit down. I'm getting sick of having to look up at you.