whats this? whats this!

[ohohohwoe]

yesterday myrtle was swimming in the lake and found the strangest

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[waitingfortom]

It BEACHED itself?!

That can't be good!

[ohohohwoe]

yes its flopping its tentacles around and keeps grumbling the strangest things

like grrwaaaaaaaaaaahsplrg glrbunnniiiiiiiiigrwooosprg

isnt it delightfully woeful!

[hufflepuff4life]

We should probably throw some water on him.

[potter_mouth]

I'M SURE THAT WILL IMPROVE THE SITUATION GREATLY. IT'S LIKE WHEN SOMEONE DIES, WE JUST THROW SOMEONE LIVING ON THEM AND HOPE THAT IT'LL HELP.

[hufflepuff4life]

IS ANYONE HERE A MARINE BIOLOGIST?

[tart_in_tartan]

I do believe Albus has had some experience in that field many years ago. Something about a bath and a crab, if I remember correctly.

[herbology_dork]

that is really strange. can mer-people speak squiddish? maybe someone can communicate with it through an interpreter. did Colin ever figure something out when it was stalking him? how odd.

[paparazzi_colin]

Nope I never found out, Lavender says she's protecting me from it.

[savethefurries]

Yes, and you'll stay away from that thing, won't you, mate?

[paparazzi_colin]

No fear! I never ever want to be trapped in Goyle's dorm again!
Hey Lav do you want to do something this afternoon? I can get some sardines if you like!!

[potter_mouth]

YES, THE SQUID ALWAYS STRUCK ME AS SOMEWHAT CLEVER, FOR BEING A SQUID, SO I CAN'T IMAGINE IT SWIMMING AROUND IN CIRCLES AND BEACHING ITSELF UNLESS IT WAS ILL OR EXTREMELY STUPID.

[hufflepuff4life]

Has anyone checked? What if it got a stray Quidditch snitch caught in its beak or something?

[prefectlyernie]

Squids have beaks? I didn't realise. I just assumed they had a hole where a mouth should have been.

[savethefurries]

Somebody obviously wasn't paying attention in Care of Magical Creatures, hmm?

[drunkirishdude]

You'd better not let Ron see that!!!!

[savethefurries]

Ickle Won Won has other things to look at now.