Found this and thought it was funny.
BOYFRIEND APPLICATION:
either message me or post a reply with your application:
1)name:
2)age:
3)location:
4)transportation (yes or no):
5)what do you do in your free time:
6)favorite band/style of music:
7)why are you filling this out?:
8)why would you make a good boyfreind?:
9)tell me anything else that would be of interest in considering your application:
10)do you drink/smoke:
11)would you dedicate your life to making me happy?: