Kate Gosselin and the Duggars (& some other people) to join unholy forces for huge TLC block party
Do you hate yourself? Have you given up on life? Is your undying wish to see assholes whose claims to fame are their assholishness and fertility??
Then come on down to Philly on May 30th, where TLC will be throwing a huge block party where you can meet the following denizens of Hell:
* Kate Gosselin from Kate Plus Eight
* the Duggars from 19 Kids and Counting and my nightmares
* Buddy Valastro from Cake Boss
* Whitney Thore from My Big Fat Fabulous Life
* the Roloff family from Little Bigots, Big World
* Randy Fenoli, Monte Durham, and Lori Allen from Say Yes to the Dress
* the Hamill family from Our Little Family
josh duggar having some very nsfw handsex with his beloved anna. there's more where that came from if you go to this exclusive, once-in-a-lifetime party!!
Why Philly? You can blame thank some nobody named Lisa Miller for that. Lisa nominated Philly in a nationwide contest. (In other news, someone in charge of the party really has a grudge against Philly.) According to the party promoters, Lisa hails from the Pennypack neighborhood, which will have the dishonor of hosting the party.
r u excited ontd??????
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