"The resemblance Is terrifying."
- Miley Cyrus, comparing herself to the villainous Lord of the Rings character, on Twitter
"Hey @mirandalambert ... I just read in a tabloid that our marriage is falling apart!!! FOCK!!!"
- Blake Shelton, humorously addressing breakup rumors with wife Miranda, on Twitter
"He and I got into a conversation and he said something and I said something, and then he said something and I said something, and I made him cry."
- David Letterman, who reduced Justin Bieber to tears, on his late-night talk show
"Well, that makes two of us!"
- Selena Gomez, admitting that she too made her ex cry, to David Letterman
"Lindsay was late once again for her court appearance, by almost an hour. I blame the judge … Who in their right mind would schedule a Lindsay Lohan court appearance for the morning after St. Patrick's Day?"
- Jay Leno, taking a jab at Lindsay Lohan's latest legal woes, in his monologue
"When it comes to my dancing, I hate to admit it, but there's a lot of booty poppin' involved."
- Vanessa Hudgens, on how she gets moving on the dance floor, on the Tonight Show
"I guess it wasn't a well-kept secret but yes, I am dating Tiger Woods."
- Lindsey Vonn, confirming her relationship with the golf star, on Facebook
"When they are fake, you take the bra off and they are still there, perfect! Me - no, so I have to bring them up!"
- Sofia Vergara, on her all-natural 32F bosom, to Vogue
"Who here actually thinks I would do 50 Shades of Grey as a movie? Like really. For real. In real life."
- Emma Watson, addressing rumors that she had been cast in the big-screen adaptation of the erotic novel, on Twitter
"Just asked jack Nicholson to take a picture WITH ME.. He said no. #rejected. Haha so I took a pic of him solo #paparazzi LOL"
- Nina Dobrev, who was denied a photo with the legendary actor, on Twitter
"I'm still a meatball, just a slender one I guess."
- Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, on her dramatic weight loss, on Anderson Live!
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