What is this rapture nonsense? I mean, here I was, looking forward to my epic Dec 21,2012 party and then I see on the internet that the fucking rapture is happening THIS saturday?
Some crazy Christians did calculations and they claim that Saturday is the end of the world. It's been going on for a few months and there are billboards all over my town with that bullshit.
lol Harold Camping is an old bitch that is full of it. So Christ was supposed to come back in 1994? I think he was trippin' on some E and listening to Ace of Base when he came up with at shit.
So the rapture will be on Saturday and officially the end of the world will be in October...
Nevermind that Revelations is an allegory for the status of the early Christians in a Roman world and is stated to be as such and there is no such thing as the Rapture.
Also that Hell was never actually part of Chrisitain canon and they co-opted it from Dante's Divine Comedy which is a political satire.
Seriously, Jesus was a chill dude aside from that Fig thing and hating consumerism, it's a shame that a bunch of tight-asses had to ruin him for everyone.
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What is this rapture nonsense? I mean, here I was, looking forward to my epic Dec 21,2012 party and then I see on the internet that the fucking rapture is happening THIS saturday?
When did we find this out? Guh, so confused.
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So the rapture will be on Saturday and officially the end of the world will be in October...
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It's twisted.
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Seriously, Jesus was a chill dude aside from that Fig thing and hating consumerism, it's a shame that a bunch of tight-asses had to ruin him for everyone.
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