BRANGELINA EXPOSED AS FRAUDS --- Jolie likes to lick Pitt's asshole!!!!

[slimandsexxy]

Pot-puffing Pitt & paranoid Jolie on road to breakup amid loud & 'scary' fights

Hollywood's most glamorous couple is headed for Splitsville, according to a blockbuster book, "Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie" (Transit), out Tuesday. Author Ian Halperin, who spoke to 900 sources to build a "true picture" of the pair,

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[herestotears]

Jolie licked Pitt's asshole which is why he dumped his wife.

Well, obviously that's the only logical explanation.

[kiki_miserychic]

Rim jobs are the only logical reason to leave a wife. Obviously.

[__ohthedrama]

obviously you've never had one.

[kiki_miserychic]

I wouldn't leave my wife for one. I'd get a dude on the side to do it every other weekend.

[__ohthedrama]

touche. I like the way you think.

[kiki_miserychic]

I'm logical and shit. I'd have a spreadsheet for my affairs.

[kate_isgreat]

good call

[wood_bine]

totally justifiable.

[thisis_corey]

i mean. that's why i left my wife.

The words "lick" and "anus" should never appear in the same sentence with any form of the word dump

[myblackass]

Seriously