From Ho to Housewife: An Ode to Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush. Disc 1.thegirliscrazyJanuary 30 2008, 13:29:53 UTC
My photoshop skills are about half a step behind yours but whatevs, right?
I was going to do two separate submissions for each, but as a couple they really work better as a double-disc compilation. Disc one is Kim and disc 2 is Reggie. We all know Kim's track record by now, she's a fairly open book. So if there's no explanation after any song, the default reason is the ever eloquently stated, "Because she's a ho."
Disc 1 1. I Get Around - Tupac 2. Put It In Your Mouth - Akinyele 3. Let Me See It - UGK 4. Piss On You - Dave Chappelle. You saw/heard about her sex tape, right? Couldn't leave this one off. 5. What That Thang Smell Like - Black Jesus - I have a shameful affinity for the now defunct BET Uncut. This song is one of the "classics" from that late night show. And by classic, I really mean travesty. And by travesty, I really mean walking-in-from-the-club-drunk-at-2-am-Saturday-morning hilarity. Extremely tacky and NSFW, you might want to just laugh at the title by itself and move on. 6. Get Low - Lil’ Jon & the Eastside Boyz. See left side of album cover. 7. Back That Ass Up - Juvenile. Again, see album cover. Or any number of red carpet shots of her sticking her ass in our faces. 8. Ass Clap - Project Pat. See #7. Couldn't find a link anywhere, unfortunately, sorry. 9. Some Cut - Trillville 10. Ho - Ludacris. Hoes need to be told about themselves sometimes.
My photoshop skills are about half a step behind yours but whatevs, right?
I was going to do two separate submissions for each, but as a couple they really work better as a double-disc compilation. Disc one is Kim and disc 2 is Reggie. We all know Kim's track record by now, she's a fairly open book. So if there's no explanation after any song, the default reason is the ever eloquently stated, "Because she's a ho."
Disc 1
1. I Get Around - Tupac
2. Put It In Your Mouth - Akinyele
3. Let Me See It - UGK
4. Piss On You - Dave Chappelle. You saw/heard about her sex tape, right? Couldn't leave this one off.
5. What That Thang Smell Like - Black Jesus - I have a shameful affinity for the now defunct BET Uncut. This song is one of the "classics" from that late night show. And by classic, I really mean travesty. And by travesty, I really mean walking-in-from-the-club-drunk-at-2-am-Saturday-morning hilarity. Extremely tacky and NSFW, you might want to just laugh at the title by itself and move on.
6. Get Low - Lil’ Jon & the Eastside Boyz. See left side of album cover.
7. Back That Ass Up - Juvenile. Again, see album cover. Or any number of red carpet shots of her sticking her ass in our faces.
8. Ass Clap - Project Pat. See #7. Couldn't find a link anywhere, unfortunately, sorry.
9. Some Cut - Trillville
10. Ho - Ludacris. Hoes need to be told about themselves sometimes.
****Bonus track: Piss On You (remix) - Dave Chappelle. Again, you saw the sex tape right?
****Bonus Track: There’s Some Hoes In This House - DJ Funk. Summing up what took me 11 tracks to say. And quite succinctly.
Disc two comingin a reply to this b/c I apparently had too many characters with all the linking going on.
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