Cynthia Erivo schools Dax Shepard on how she wipes her butt with crazy-long nails

[hewontgo]

‘Annoyed’ Cynthia Erivo schools Dax Shepard on how she wipes her butt with crazy-long nails https://t.co/Oj5klAlf5T pic.twitter.com/mY4hTSeoEx
- Page Six (@PageSix) November 19, 2024
• Cynthia Erivo nailed her response to Dax Shepard’s inappropriate question about how she maintains proper hygiene with extra-long nails

Comments

[maryjanewatson]

the guy who lets his kids not bathe and who had maggots in his mattress is asking someone else about hygiene?

[peddlestools]

excuse me maggots in his what?????

[maryjanewatson]

c+p from my other comment

lmao this is just from the first google result but

[Spoiler (click to open)]"The actors (...) don’t bathe their kids until they smell “the stink” every five or six days (...) The OOLER sleep system they own requires water to help regulate temperature during the night, but a different liquid was added in by ‘mistake’ instead. (...) Shepard released he had filled it with leftover protein shake he’d left on their bedside table. In the time elapsed, the mattress pad had obviously filled up with maggots."

[peddlestools]

excuse me, how do you mistake a protein shake and water?

[piratesswoop]

allegedly it’s because he had both on his nightstand and filled it in the middle of the night without looking 🥴

[fromyourashes]

TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE MAGGOTS
I ABSOLUTELY DO NOT WANT TO KNOW

[maryjanewatson]

lmao this is just from the first google result but

[Spoiler (click to open)]"The actors (...) don’t bathe their kids until they smell “the stink” every five or six days (...) The OOLER sleep system they own requires water to help regulate temperature during the night, but a different liquid was added in by ‘mistake’ instead. (...) Shepard released he had filled it with leftover protein shake he’d left on their bedside table. In the time elapsed, the mattress pad had obviously filled up with maggots."

[fromyourashes]

i hate you thank you

tell me how high you have to be to not realize you're putting a fucking PROTEIN SHAKE IN SOMETHING INSTEAD OF WATER

MY GOD