ONTD Original: BTS of Desperate Housewives and their 'Juicy' Salaries

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[setsuna16]

I wanna know who the multi-hypenate was. I mean, I could look at all the men and suss it out, but I'm kind of trying to..

WAIT!!!! I bet it was Tuc Watkins!

[a_files06]

I would hope it was at least a series regular male!

[setsuna16]

Tuc was a series regular in like... the last two seasons, at least! But he wasn't one of THE husbands, since he and his husband were off being husbands together.

The only other person that I could think of was Roger Bart, but Roger Bart was old, so definitely not fitting the 40s, and he also wasn't really around long enough to presumably try and get that kind of money.

[a_files06]

Maybe S7? But he was only in 12 episodes.
Definitely not S8 as he was only in 6/24

[setsuna16]

True. Who knows.

All I know is that I went down a quick wiki rabbit hole and the kid who played MJ is 22 years old now. I feel ancient. Just render me dust and play the song by Kansas.

[a_files06]

I hate that lol.

I was thinking - Lynettes daughter that she had in S6....would only be like 14. Homegirl still isnt in a childfree home.

[setsuna16]

She probably takes care of the granddaughter when her son has her, too. Because we both know neither one of those twins would ever be mature enough to parent.

[a_files06]

I still throw up at the thought that they had Julie have a baby with one of the Scavo boys. She was like 8-10 years then them. Probably babysat them. And here she is in her mid 20s having a child with a 19/20 year old?

[setsuna16]

It was icky.

But at least it wasn't Parker.

[beelzebaby]

The 40 year old multi hyphenate is Eva.

[setsuna16]

I... yes, I can definitely see that as the way that statement should have been intended now. Thank you!