Ryan Reynolds shows that Martha Stewart has a point

[therearewords]

Ryan Reynolds Makes an Attempthttps://t.co/QBd9drQKTE
- E! News (@enews) November 2, 2024
- Ryan went on Twitter on November 1 with the following tweet: "I’d disagree with her. But I tried that once. The woman is unexpectedly spry. She really closed the gap after a mile or so

Comments

[quirkyblah38]

i don't get it

[simpmedaddy]

lol me neither, I feel like a dumb bitch because I have no idea what he’s trying to imply. What does her “spryness” have to do with finding him unfunny?

[quirkyblah38]

exactly! i don't get it haha just stick to the lowbrow slapstick comedy stuff ryan at least i can understand that

[hubbabubbabb]

He's basically saying he disagreed with her, ran away, and she caught up to him despite their age difference. It's corny af

[bitchbot]

Age difference? He's 50, they're both in the AARP club.

[hubbabubbabb]

Yeah, idk. That's the vibe I'm getting from his dumbass tweet.

[skyler_white_yo]

See, Ryan was saying that he disagreed with Martha one other time, so she chased him around, and since Ryan is younger than her, he thought he could outrun her. But surprise, as it turns out, Martha was quite the runner herself, and almost caught up to him. This harmed his ego because he’s so awesome, and he was shocked that of all people, Martha Stewart almost got the better of him. So he made a joke about it to keep his ego from getting deflated even more, because he’s awesome. Hugh, being sad that he was left out of the rivalry, felt it necessary to make a “yeah take that!” comment, because he can’t let people forget that he and Ryan are BFF’s, and not even Martha Stewart could come between them.

I’m sure tomorrow Blake will post herself making a pie or some shit in her Hampton’s kitchen, wherein Ryan and Hugh pop in and say that Blake’s pie was better than Martha’s. They all have a hearty laugh, and have a freez frame of Ryan punching the air.

Comedy at its finest.

Hope that helps.

[chll51]

I can imagine thus happening. I regret the day I found hugh Jackman attractive because he's so ugh after the last Logan movie

[asnindie]

Pure poetry

[quirkyblah38]

so what you're saying is martha is the roadrunner and ryan reynolds is the coyote in this situation and hugh is the painted tunnel on the rock or something?

hugh really went downhill since he split up with deborra

[fivil]

Explained comedy is the only funny kind, we all know this.

[witchamajigger]

Pretty sure Hugh is trying to be funny by agreeing with Martha that Ryan isn't funny.

[skyler_white_yo]

Shhhhhh…lol

That does make more sense, but I like my version better😜

[screamingintune]

this comment is why we can't let AI take over our society, an AI could never spin this kind of written word gold