RHONY 🍎 🗽 15.1 - "Oh Shit, Pavit Do Look a Lot Like Dory Tho" (Season Premiere)

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OP note: Apologies, I was a bit late on making this post since it debuted earlier this week
- Oh shit we’re getting on shoot drama damn
- These taglines… 😒
- Brynn who has yet to find a personality outside of doing sexy baby cosplay is moving
- Jessel is allergic to public transportation and girl you know damn well in London you got you some budget takeaway
- Pavit take me on a foodie tour, it was honestly the first time I was influenced by Housewives
- Again I have to say, I really do like their fashions / styling on this show because Housewives seem to think there’s only 3 jewelry brands - Van Cleef, Cartier, and Tiffany. And Birkins or Chanel flaps. Thank god for some NYC taste
- Becky with Bad Cult (Rebecca Minkoff) joins Ubah and Erin for lunch and Ubah talks about her new man
- Yes our first Big Sexy appearance
- Now we get drama about money! Yes - where does Brynn’s come from and is Jenna a broke bitch?
- It’s her… she’s back 😮‍💨. But I do love her fits on Instagram
- Jessel and Sai bond over cold plunging allegedly to help lose weight - very rich NYC woo woo shit
- There’s a lot of entangled gossip and I can’t keep up but I have to say I do love that for my Housewives
- We meet new Housewife Racquel! Our second Big Sexy
- Erin and her President on Penny looking ass husband and their bratty ass kids are at Serendipity
- That man did not wear that Casual Corner cardigan to this rooftop bar I hate it more than Jenna’s Georgia O’Keefe dress and we hash out more of our entangled who hates who
- “Erin can go fuck herself but I do feel sorry for her because I know she’s grieving - Gina Liano” - RHONY viewers

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What did you all think of the premiere?