‘Men in Black’ Director Says ‘Will Smith Is a Farter’

[queenursula]

"Men in Black" director Barry Sonnenfeld says "Will Smith is a farter" and the soundstage once had to be evacuated for around three hours.

"Will Smith is a farter. It’s just some people are. And you really don’t want to be inside a very small hermetically sealed space with a… pic.twitter.com/13ICzgUbmx
- Variety (@Variety) October 2, 2024
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Comments

[aciren95]

If anyone has the stomach for it, check out James Joyce’s dirty letters to his wife Nora Barnacle:
https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2018/02/02/james-joyces-love-letters-dirty-little-fuckbird/

A relevant excerpt from James Joyce’s letter “8 December 1909: 44 Fontenoy Street, Dublin”:
[Spoiler (click to open)] “At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.”

[my_moloko]

I remember the first time I read those letters, absolutely wild!

[automaticpeople]

At what point do you love someone too much?

[buries]

I can't stop laughing. I find this oddly romantic, though.