[Verse 1] London, Galway, Tokyo Grab some champagne, good to go (Paris, Hamptons, Monaco Find good stream or not at all) Galway girl in London town, London town, London town Galway girl in London town There's only one Lady Whistledown
[Refrain] Let me tell you something Let me tell you something Money can’t buy you class, class, class, class, class Let me tell you something Let me tell you something Money can’t buy you class, class, class, class, class It can buy you a shit ton of
[Chorus] Shoes, private yachts, caviar, more shoes Shoes, private yachts, caviar, more shoes Shoes, private yachts, caviar, more shoes Shoes, private yachts, caviar, more shoes
[Verse 2] This one’s for all the wee lesbians All the girly pops Have you ever noticed that transphobes have really shitty hair That, that, that, that, that’s karma bitch
[Refrain] Let me tell you something Let me tell you something Money can’t buy you class, class, class, class, class Let me tell you something Let me tell you something Money can’t buy you class, class, class, class, class It can buy you a shit ton of
[Chorus] Shoes, private yachts, caviar, more shoes Shoes, private yachts, caviar, more shoes Shoes, private yachts, caviar, more shoes Shoes, private yachts, caviar, more shoes
[Bridge] New York's hottest club is Sonja Morgan's townhouse You can call me Lady Whistledown But your dad, dad, dad, dad Just calls me, just calls me, just calls me Katya
[Outro] Oh, you're trying to come for me? You're trying to come for me? Come for me? For me? For me? Come for me? For me? For me? You're trying to come for me? Baby, there's only one shady Whistledown