Inside Gisele Bündchen’s Miami Ranch Filled With Wonderful Objects | Vogue

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“It feels like Brazil-I love how warm people are.” Supermodel Gisele Bündchen takes Vogue on a tour of her tranquil Miami ranch while showcasing some of her most prized things. Watch as Gisele presents her daughter's cherished horse, marvels at her son's drawings, and shares a glimpse into the other treasured possessions that accompany her journey

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[peddlestools]

ranch? does she live in the Redlands or something? does she stand in line for her own Knaus berry farm cinnamon rolls? I have questions

also no I will not tell you the two places where you can get Klaus berry farm cinnamon rolls and pies with 0 wait unless you pm. I don't want it getting out in the public

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oh god I'm watching now. take a shot every time she says an inanimate thing has energy.

[sarahvma]

My absolute dream job is coming up with a new age grift to part these dummies from their cash.

"For just $2000/hour I will tell you where the vibes are off in your house."

[squirrels_oh_no]

I live in an area where crystals are really cheap because of mass quantities of gem mining places and I thought about selling blessed crystals from a reiki master (my mother is a reiki master - don't worry, me and my dad don't believe it, we just let her have her thing) but turns out that isn't lucrative, there are plenty of those on etsy and selling for cheap.

[sarahvma]

See? Your mom gets it.

[peddlestools]

didn't Gisele hire a witch to cleanse her car of bad energy or something

[sarahvma]

It should've been me!

[alwayspolaris]

Seeing all of those "hi AD!" intros all spliced together made me irrationally hate every single celebrity (all the ones featured and all of Hollywood in general). Like obviously there's no other way to do it and it's fine but put altogether it's so grossly fake. I'm not sure I can make it through this video lol.

Update: ok the splice of everyone being sarcastic about the fake bowls of citrus AD added to their homes weirdly made me like everyone again, I can't explain why.

[rhcp]

as if she would eat a cinnamon roll. those are so good. i have never stood in line for them, just lucky to be home when someone brought some back lol

maybe she'd prefer robert is here for all the fruit smoothies

[sarahvma]

I remember her going on Ellen right after she left VS and claiming she never dieted for the show. Gisele is one of the OG pick-me's.

[astronatic]

these homestead comments are giving me nostalgia <3

[peddlestools]

I can go and take some pictures for you if you want

of the Redlands or coral castle or that one sonic I went to because it was the first sonic that opened in south Florida

[astronatic]

I'll probably head to Florida sometime this year so will see then. Maybe take pictures of the Redlands and Sonic lol. Don't forget to check out Schnebly Winery

[peddlestools]

Robert is here closed their smoothie/shake/monkey bread operation two years ago. maybe they're back up by now tho. I called and he said, "you'll have to go stand in line with the rest of them." well excuse me, I know a special place somewhere that might be in. coral gables, south miami, Kendall, Pinecrest, or Doral (one of them is right) where I can get those cinnamon rolls, a smoothie or strawberry shake depending on my mood, and some overpriced gazpacho in 3 minutes flat.

[rhcp]

they are selling again. my FIL plays there almost every weekend, last time we were in miami we went to see him. had lunch from a food truck and had a smoothie!

[peddlestools]

omg I have to go

[evilyn_1007]

Do you really have the scoop on a no wait cinnamon roll?