Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied Finalize Divorce After Quietly Separating Last Year

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Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied Finalize Divorce After Quietly Separating Last Year (Exclusive) https://t.co/3B0UHkGJt3
- People (@people) March 8, 2024
Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied already have finalized divorce after quietly splitting following his alleged affair

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[bloodbelieve]

oh shit someone check on Jonathan Safran Foer

[alienclit]

Wait why

[therearewords]

Gurl, that's Portman lore!

[alienclit]

Ok I've googled and this is unhinged

[emiya_stern]

Can I get an explanation?

[iluvpans]

https://www.vox.com/2016/7/14/12187884/jonathan-safran-foer-natalie-portman-emails

When vox goes down, this is the summary:

This man wrote books and Natalie Portman raved about them. She wrote an Op-ed and signed on to be a director for one of his books. Homeboy took it as her falling in love with him so he left his wife for her. Only for Natalie Portman to be like, "Who the fuck asked you to do that? I didn't! I'm married and I love my husband." And there are emails of him flirting with her.

He then dated messy white Michelle Williams.

[emiya_stern]

Thanks a lot! Damn, that's some pathetic white dude shit right there lol

[rabbitncavylove]

Yikes!

[anterrabre]

Short story: Jonathan and Natalie were good friends and frequently exchanged emails. He caught feelings, left his wife, and then confessed his feelings to Natalie. Natalie was deeply disturbed and was basically like "Motherfucker, I never liked you like that, nor did I ask you to do any of this on my behalf" and ended the friendship.

[emiya_stern]

Thank you! What a fucking moron...

[calliope1975]

Add Moby to that list. He's probably writing another self insert fanfic in his head.

[therearewords]

Oh no 🤣