Calvin Harris Eats 6 Raw Eggs During His Flight To Prevent Jet Lag

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[filmstudent23]

The way this man was able to get rid of Taylor and never be associated with her or at least not in the same way her other exes are… is admirable.
Please do another round for when Reputation (Double Tantrum Version) comes up.
Petty King! Have as many eggs as your heart and cholesterol desires.

[iznanassi]

bc he clocked her tea immediately lol

[genbu_no_miko24]

Calvin pulled up to the her twitter address and said "you wanna talk, let's talk".

[fernandocolunga]

Was there ever like a bad song about him where she tried to talk shit?
He must know somethiiiiiiing

[slaughtermatic]

nah at most she tried to pretend she wasnt bothered on forgot that you existed, whoch lol she has never forgotten and single thing in her damn life

[_myaugust]

As far as I am aware, she only wrote "I Forgot That You Existed" about him. I'm sure she was scared to write something more scathing because he'd clap back.

[maryjanewatson]

there's plenty of songs where she talks about cheating on him with hiddleston but nothing bad about him, specifically, just that she wanted out and one vague thing about a song they wrote together under a pseudonym

[fernandocolunga]

He must be the only ex well besides Lautner to get this treatment… damn he must be feisty if he’s afraid of him coming after her

[filmstudent23]

To this day, I will never forgive Hiddles for being so pathetically thirsty. I saw it coming but I actually didn’t thought he was gonna go full famewhore smh

[couldvelovedyou]

High Infidelity on Midnights is about him.

[glitterslugs]

he was with her through the katy assassination years so i think she doesn't want to poke the bear bc he would have all the dirt on her and isn't afraid to bite back

[fernandocolunga]

That makes sense lol i refuse to believe there’s any other reason she wouldn’t come for him

[anyasicon]

Have as many eggs as your heart and cholesterol desires

This 90s throwback 😄

[hazypink]

swifties rag on him (or don't know him) but i think true taylor fans should be able to appreciate a man who beat her at her own game and whose anecdotes include cracking eggs into his own mouth in public. i think she thought the meanest thing she could do make a song about forgetting him and a line about wanting to leave him for hiddles but i think he mostly feels free and doesn't gaf about his time with her, she needs exes that are impervious to her tricks, it's good for the lore

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[genbu_no_miko24]

He's so fucking petty loooooooool!!!

I remember everyone on here and twitter calling him "Petty Labelle"!!