Sophie Turner drops Joe Jonas Law Suit

[therearewords]

Sophie Turner Drops Joe Jonas Lawsuit After Reaching Child Custody Agreement https://t.co/08rLad4HoB
- E! News (@enews) January 18, 2024
- In a dismissal signed on Jan. 17, a New York judge said the former couple have "agreed upon" a parenting plan for Willa, 3, and an 18-month-old girl whose initials were listed as DMJ

Comments

[screamingintune]

*googles Perry Pearson*

hmm well maybe he has a nice personality!

[jojito]

He doesn't have to. He's rich af.

[xdecadentx]

He used to date King Charles's god daughter. Take that as you will.

[maithancailin]

He's taller than her so there's that.. 😂

[heavy]

He's rich, taller than Joe and brittish. So far it's upgrade.

[jojito]

He's an aristocrat, so not really.

[tanglespiders]

His father is a viscount and he will be a viscount, and the family got the title by being rich as fuck. They’re Pearsons as in Pearson publishing, one of the largest publishers in the world and likely recipient of your textbook budget in college unless you were lucky enough to attend during the piracy era. If you did, then they only get your tax money for primary and secondary school textbooks and testing services.

[yankeesarelove]

I have the wrong parents.

[yurasama_love]

Shut up, he's THAT Pearson? Hold on, I have suppress the urge to massacre a family

[hunnichild]

I'm loving the fuck out of this comment.

[jenfolder]

The piracy era has finished? I can still find text books online.

[tanglespiders]

no, no, I mean *before* the piracy era, or during it’s early days, when textbooks were hard to find

[__onthebound]

Remember those!!!

[louisebelcher]

ew, I had to pay them last semester so I could do my homework 😢

[ohwutevernvm]

Fuck 'em Pearsons. I would’ve been graduated if not for their $300-500 software with access code to use the damn math. Fuck them and theyhavetodie.gif

[sandstorm]

Fuck them then.