John Mayer has a "reliability kink" and wants a wife.

[lovelylaura23]

Despite once proclaiming himself "America's ex-boyfriend," John Mayer thinks marriage sounds like a wonderland. He shares why he's ready right here: https://t.co/HKypUBWbBY pic.twitter.com/NlSt7S6zPu
- E! News (@enews) January 7, 2024

Comments

[drasticigloo]

The phrase “David Duke cock” is burned into my memory 😵‍💫

[genbu_no_miko24]

"sexual napalm" to me. I think don't know if that was a compliment or a huge insult to Jessica Simpson?

[drasticigloo]

I guess he wanted an edgier way to say “fiery”??

[ostsiberia]

Nothing sexier than being compared to chemical war crimes.

[theylezharold]

At least Kissinger is still dead.

[hiimtish]

I say this at least once a day now

[januarysix]

or gasoline and soap.