When You Don't Put the Car Park Track in Your Gratitude Journal (the F1 Las Vegas GP) 🏎 🎆

Nov 19, 2023 00:44




Okay, the track with the kitschy backdrop is cute... but like for why?

East Coast Americans watching this American shotshow
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Europeans watching this American shitshow

Update: Fans (unclear of the amount) have filed a class action lawsuit after FP1 lasted about 10 minutes and fans later being asked to leave preventing them from watching FP2. Plaintiffs allege breach of contract, negligence, and deceptive trade practices.

For context, during Thursday's practice session, a drain cover busted hitting the chassis of Carlos Sainz (Scuderia Ferrari) causing extensive damage and a red flag. As a results all drain covers on track were then inspected --- all 140. The time cut into the practice and the FIA ruled the session would not be resumed.

Liberty Media's reply to the lawsuit: "Yeah we took your money!? And what? 🤑"

Sainz is facing a 10 place grid penalty due to the sustained damage as Ferrari had to change power unit components. There is not an exception in FIA rules for external issues with the track.

https://instagram.com/p/Czsh6LEtgfM


- C3 - C5 compounds - just give the tires Driver of the Day. It’s 16 degrees C (60 degrees F)
- Sargeant’s seat still isn’t confirmed
- Sainz has a ten place grid penalty and so does Lance Stroll
- Piastri grazes T Mobile adverts and all customers lost their service nationwide
- Chiiiiiile the non-Albon Williams takes a top three spot in Quali
- Piastri is not looking good but finally got some oomph on the final sector
- Mag being 0.004 just above Hulk is very petty
- Norris risks getting knocked out ope! it happened. Being an F1 and IndyCar McLaren fan has been my peak clown behavior
- Eliminated in Q1: NOR, OCO, ZHO, PIA, TSU
- Okay just have a boxing match down the street after this race
- Alonso hits the top in Q2
- Look at Sir Lewis hitting the top until *deep sigh* here comes him
- Williams ate them Wheaties tuh-day!
- Eliminated: HAM, PER, HUL, STR, RIC
- Look at Williams with that straight line speed henny 💅🏾

Here's How the Grid Will Line Up!
https://instagram.com/p/CzyRmSvo4Br

Okay, this Vegas graphic is much cuter

Sources: Into the Spiderpig-verse | Today's Grid

formula 1, eat the rich, jesus take the wheel

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