ooooOOooOoohh! This Track is Humbling the Girls, It's the Singapore F1 Grand Prix 🏎 🏆 🇸🇬

Sep 17, 2023 07:34

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- ugh look at those views. Gawjus! And the track has been revamped with a faster track as the length has been shortened
- C5, C4, C3 the softest compounds


Q1
- Only Norris has McLaren’s updates
- Decent showing from Merc this session with Russell topping at P1
- This track is wilding out
- “SUPER CLOSE TO THE WALL” wow Amazon Web Services these insights you don’t fucking say like woah
- Oooh look at this traffic
- Look at AlphaTauri look at this glow up. Tsunoda ends the session in P1 with Liam Lawson taking P4
- BraaaAAaaaAaaaad (we miss Brad) Lance binned it again causing a yellow. I mean the lap was already not good and the best he probably would’ve gotten was maybe 15th or 16th. (For context Brad is Lance's former race strategist and their radio together are amazing.)
- Eliminated: BOT, PIA, SAR, ZHO, STR
- Sooooooooo why did he stop? Oh because of the traffic, he’s a petty bitch. See now this is who George should boop on the head. He’s getting investigated. GP later coming in with the cover up is that ride or die, help ya bury the body, y’all didn’t see shit race strategist.

Q2
- yes Big Kev tops the Red Bulls
- Yuki impeded by Max (girls let’s prosecute him) explaining why he came in early. Maybe Max is bored with this season like we are and he’s just spicing things up - still, electric chair.
- Perez spins and seems to be his only consistency is not having a decent qualifying
- All of us when Max stayed in 10th

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- Lawson comes in CLUTCH and Sainz tops the session
- Girls let’s race here every week!
- Sorry Danny fans he needs to stay out, Liam has arrived!
- Gone: VER, PER, TSU, ALB, GAS.

Q3
- After the fallout, Carlos Sainz delivered an absolutely stellar lap to earn his second pole position of the season.

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UPDATE: After a pretty brutal crash in Q1, Lance Stroll will not take part in today's race with Aston Martin citing that the driver was feeling after effects from the crash.


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Sources: Alfa Romeo Stake F1 IG | Sainz Earns Pole | Today's Grid

formula 1, eat the rich, jesus take the wheel

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