Amber Heard is featured in Elon Musk's new biography

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Amber Heard and Elon Musk Recall Relationship in New Biography: 'I'm Just a Fool for Love,' He Says https://t.co/vDWxKpMHzP
- People (@people) September 11, 2023

• He had a crush on her since seeing her in Machete Kills (OP note: lol)
• Heard talked to his biographer and said of herself "I guess I could be called a geek for someone who can also be called

Comments

[backtoblack]

Another L for Grimes in deciding this was prime time to shit talk Amber and victim blame

[chll51]

What grime say?

[backtoblack]

Grimes thinking she’s chaotic good while publicly supporting a transphobic fascist wealth hoarder.. I have to laugh at her complete lack of basic policy understanding and grip on reality pic.twitter.com/BMzsVDtNst
- Kylie Cheung (@kylietcheung) September 11, 2023

[anakisa]

safdghjk that's the most loserlish sentence i've read in a good while

[afeelingunacted]

[joe_pwnz_pete]

not her talking about D&D alignments, watch this is about to become the new HP Hogwarts Houses thing I s2g

[chll51]

She sounds like a mess with some insecurity on the side.

[belle_chouette]

this is so "She wears short skirts, I wear T-shirts, She's Cheer Captain, and I'm on the bleachers" coded

[frejasface]

🎵 She wears short skirts, I wear anime elfin armor at the Met Gala. She's cheer captain, and I'm colonizing mars for lesbians 🎶

[januarysix]

This is just going to fuel the Johnny Depp supporters.

[myhipusername]

it already is, smh

[almostlawyer]

not the dungeon and dragons alignment quote

[xdecadentx]

This is such a pick me statement.