Chris Evans is Married to Alba Baptista

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Chris Evans marries Alba Baptista in intimate, at-home wedding https://t.co/ERzISO4D8W pic.twitter.com/HowO5RAZVM
- Page Six (@PageSix) September 10, 2023

Someone check on the Chrevans stans. Chris Evans, 42, is confirmed to have wed Alba Baptista, 26, at his home in Boston, Massachusetts a private estate on Cape Cod. They had been dating for about

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[lamppost1911]

I give them 2 babies and 8 years.

[xdecadentx]

8 years before her old soul gets too old.

[sandstorm]

2 years and 8 babies

[srslyy]

The Hilaria Baldwin route lol except using multiple surrogates at a time

[kegarawashii]

a single surrogate with octuplets. eight identical chis evans-shaped babies

[fernandocolunga]

4 years and 4 babies
Once she hits 30 she’ll automatically become infertile. It’s girl science.

[squirrels_oh_no]

I would say, "But what about Hilaria?" but then I realize that she has used a surrogate as of late.

[skyler_white_yo]

2 babies, 3 dogs, a cat, and 5 years.

[smilerocket]

1 baby and 3 years

[caitiecait]

2 kids, 4 years is my guess

[wanderlost]

You're being very generous with the number of years.

[lamppost1911]

I really was! I wanted to say 5 (separated for 2 of those years) but was like “maybe not??”

[moon_river_315]

I give them more of a sophie turner/joe jonas timeline, 5 years and she will be spitting out kids, then will decide maybe she does want something for herself, and not to just be his incubator in Boston, and then he will want a divorce

[skyler_white_yo]

He will be a #single dad

[lamppost1911]

This just makes me sad. I’m sure she doesn’t regret her children and she’s still so young but I hate that she wasted multiple years on him and now he’s trying to make her look bad. She’s a partier?? When they both said multiple times that she’s a homebody and he is the partier?

[just444]

more kids