Rihanna and Some Man Name Their New Son Riot Rose Mayers

[peddlestools]

Rihanna and A$AP Rocky have named their second son Riot Rose Mayers, according to The Blast. pic.twitter.com/apGkzQDb0T
- Pop Base (@PopBase) September 8, 2023

I was going to say at least they gave the kid a normal middle name, but then I remembered that they had another boy so.

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[chapter013]

I actually like Rose as a middle name for a boy. Why is that a problem? (His mom is a billionaire he's not going to have to worry about public school teasing lmao)

Not so much a fan of Riot as a first name tho, it's kind of boring lol

[peddlestools]

private school teasing is honestly worse than public school teasing because they're mostly rich brats

[two_haiku]

Those boarding schools are shady af

[ahkna]

This kid'll probably end up going to a school where everyone has famous parents and they all have silly names.

[peddlestools]

I don't really care about gender norms in general, let alone in names, but kids are gonna make fun of him. I think we can fix this by making all parents give their children the middle name of Milhouse, regardless of gender

[belle_chouette]

Kids are gonna make fun of each other regardless, that’s why it’s important to cultivate an intimidating stare and a good right hook early on 🙏🏼

[adb7]

Yeah, he'll be fine. He's gonna be in classes full of rich kid's named like Coconut Willow and Frontier Mountain.