Rihanna and Some Man Name Their New Son Riot Rose Mayers

[peddlestools]

Rihanna and A$AP Rocky have named their second son Riot Rose Mayers, according to The Blast. pic.twitter.com/apGkzQDb0T
- Pop Base (@PopBase) September 8, 2023

I was going to say at least they gave the kid a normal middle name, but then I remembered that they had another boy so.

Is it better or worse than Pilot Inspektor?

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[squirrels_oh_no]

Fun fact, Pilot Inspektor turns 20 this month.

We're all old!

[peddlestools]

I think you mean he turns 10

[picturemegone]

nooooooo stop lol

[caramelaffair]

No. I refuse to believe this. Stop this tasteless joke.

[squirrels_oh_no]

I get you. I looked up someone from some show I loved when I was an early teen and had the hots for someone, rewatched it recently, still had the hots for him, looked him up, saw he was now 61, and was like, "Hmm would I?" and then was like, "But I'm a child!" I'm 36. Now I feel doubly old.

[jojito]

Lmao this is killing me

[squirrels_oh_no]

Turns out the answer to my question was...

[caramelaffair]

This was me when I heard of my childhood friend (who's the same age as me) having a baby. My first thought was "Ew, we're too young to have a ba - Oh, wait, we're both 33."

[squirrels_oh_no]

[winter_lace]

excuse me

[asnindie]

Hilary Duff Metamorphosis turned 20 and I'm not okay

[fernandocolunga]

ENOUGH.
that’s PHYSICALLY impossible. It simply cannot BE.

[marsdiamonds]

For a second I thought she had a son named Metamorphosis

[t_snake]

Lieeeeeeeees.

[frickinawesome7]